Slammy Awards 2014: Predictions

Yes, I’m challenging the task of writing down my thoughts on all 23 Slammy categories without finishing at ten thousand words. It will be an adventure and I invite you to follow this path with me.

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Hell In A Cell 14/10/26: Dean Ambrose vs Seth Rollins needed a clean finish and we will get one at Wrestlemania XL

Damien Sandow and The Miz declare love for each other +++ Cesaro loses another title ma… oh, ffs, stop it +++ Using the Yes! Lock was instantly punished +++ And now send The Ascension, please! +++ Cena needs to learn to stay down after being hit for like fifty times by a so-called ‘finisher’ +++ I nearly died laughing +++ And I like Rusev even more +++ Surprise, surprise +++ Homages and reminiscences but still very original stuff

“Earlier today I was asked about my ‘Hell In A Cell’ match tonight with Seth Rollins, and only one thing came to mind… Halloween. Here in the States, Halloween is this Friday. The most popular costume this year? The Seth Rollins. Because when I’m done with Seth Rollins inside ‘Hell In A Cell’ tonight, he’s gonna look like a zombie from ‘The Walking Dead’ had sex with Dracula’s grandmother and then nine months later she gave birth to something that looked like a combination of roadkill and oatmeal on top of a pogo stick. You know what I’m saying? You understand me? It means I don’t give a damn. Tonight Mr. Money In The Bank pays the price for his actions, and we both burn in hell.” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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RAW 14/10/06: Dean Ambrose doesn’t trust anybody when it comes to hotdogs

Dean Ambrose is still good at hide & seek without even trying +++ That happens when you are too dominant +++ Riding the Cyclone is more fun than teaming with John Cena +++ Kane smiling is like watching Schwarzenegger trying the same in Terminator II +++ Rusev gets a new opponent +++ The stunt double is more popular than the actor +++ Finally

“Yeah, I couldn’t sit back there any longer. I’ve been kicking something around in my head for the last hour or so and something’s really, really bothering me. See, lately John Cena –[crowd boos]– yeah, John Cena lately he’s been kinda up in my space and I don’t think I like it. John Cena is my partner tonight just like he supposed to be my partner last week on SmackDown, I thought. And then, uh, this happened.”
–[replay of Cena leaving DA on SmackDown; ‘Cena Sucks’ chants]
“I told John Cena ‘don’t give me a reason not to like you’. And I’m trying, John, I’m trying real hard. But before we go to the battle together tonight, why don’t you just come out here right now? And why don’t we just settle this issue face to face right now. Let’s hash it out. Please, John, indulge me with your presence.”
–[Cena comes out, tells DA that he doesn’t understand him and that they are clear; Cena leaves ring again]
“Yeah, we’re clear. You’re right. I was about to say the same thing to you. Cause I don’t give a crap about you. And you don’t give a crap about me. But there’s one thing we have in common, John, we don’t care what other people think of us. I don’t like you and you don’t like me. Now, that that’s all out in the open, maybe we can co-exist for one night. But if not that’s fine. I don’t care because I have no problem dropping you where you stand right now and taking on The Authority by myself.”
–[Cena comes back inside ring, calls DA Einstein and admits that he has guts, he also likes to drop him and tells him ‘don’t give me a reason not to like you’; ‘Cena Sucks’ chants from the crowd]
“I’m kinda hungry. I think I need to get out of here. I’m gonna hop in the Q-Train heading towards Coney Island. Maybe I’m taking a ride on the Cyclone. Maybe I’m gonna get a hotdog, check out the Wonder Wheel. Hu? Good luck tonight.” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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RAW 14/08/25: The picture of Dean Ambrose has more charisma than the real Seth Rollins

WWE makes John Cena even more hated +++ The Swiss Superman will go against the Irish Brawler for the U.S. title +++ Roman Reigns ruins the eulogy of Dean Ambrose +++ The cosmic key says: beat down The Usos +++ Damien Sandow is the stunt double of Mizzz +++ Kofi Kingston is one of us

“I was the leader of the most dominant group in the history of WWE, The Shield. And there is a reason that I handpicked Dean Ambrose to be a member of The Shield. Pain was never a factor of Dean; fear was never a factor for Dean Ambrose. Dean Ambrose was a courageous fighter. But last weak, I had to prove at his expense that once again that The Authority always wins. And now, with a heavy heart, I would like to take a look back at what happened in the match that you, that you, the WWE Universe, chose as a demise for Dean Ambrose… -[snippet from the last seconds of DA being alive; after that, SR breaks out in laughter]- …Can you imagine, can you imagine the moment of impact when I crushed Dean Ambrose’s skull, when I pulverized his head in those cinder blocks? I wonder what was going through his mind. D’you think that it even dawned on Dean Ambrose? That he was in way over his head? D’you think that it even dawned on him that he’d been outmatched not only physically but mentally as well? You know, it’s no secret that those cinder blocks weren’t out there by accident. But d’you know what else? That headache that Dean Ambrose is gonna have for the rest of his life, that’s no accident either. And it saddens me that the casualty that has become of Dean Ambrose’s career can now be summed up into simple words: what if? What if Dean Ambrose had known his place? What if Dean Ambrose had recognized my superiority? What if Dean Ambrose had simply walked away when he had the opportunity? The real tragedy in all of this is that we’ll never really know the answer to those what ifs because as far as I’m concerned, it is highly likely that you will never see Dean Ambrose again. I am the one who created The Shield. And I am the one who has destroyed it.” –SETH ROLLINS.

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