Mark Clattenburg, Premier League football referee and Newcastle United supporter, is a joy to watch. What he thinks of some players or certain situations, always mirrors his expressions. I have already chosen and will so in the future some great photographs with my own captions including what I think both parties — referee and player(s) — have to talk with each other. Enjoy!

Footballer: Is that a toupee on your head?Mark: Wrong question.
Footballer: Is that a toupee on your head?
Mark: Wrong question.
Mario Balotelli: But he still has his head on.Mark: That's why I only book you.
Mario Balotelli: But he still has his head on.
Mark: That’s why I only book you.
Mark: Which one do you like best? The red one? Fine. You're off.
Mark: Which one do you like best? The red one? Fine. You’re off.
Mark: Doctors, stay where you are, there on the touchline. I'm an Electrician, I can cure him.Nani: May I be your assistant?
Mark: Doctors, stay where you are, there on the touchline. I’m an Electrician, I can cure him.
Nani: May I be your assistant?
Mark (thinking): I should be at home now drinking tea on the chimney #sigh
Mark (thinking): I should be at home now drinking tea on the chimney #sigh
Mark: Ah, come on! Not me again on the big screen.
Mark: Ah, come on! Not me again on the big screen.
Pic #1: I beg your pardon! This extravaganza isn't the actual match ball, is it?Pic #2: No way! You wanna be kidding me!!Pic #3: Alright. Due to lack of alternatives we'll take it. But adding to the ridiculousness I'll leave my cards in the changing room!
Pic #1: I beg your pardon! This extravaganza isn’t the actual match ball, is it?
Pic #2: No way! You wanna be kidding me!!
Pic #3: Alright. Due to lack of alternatives we’ll take it. But adding to the ridiculousness I’ll leave my cards in the changing room!

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