RAW 14/10/13: Dean Ambrose can’t stand all the praise he gets from John Cena -OR- Charles Robinson gets a heart attack from the Russian flag

It’s a crazy game / tell me who’s to blame, I’m kind of curious +++ I ain’t a betting man +++ I’ll just stand here quietly complaining +++ Speak my language +++ It’s love, brother love +++ Stamp your ticket, John +++ Here’s my gun for a barrel of fun +++ You have somebody else I think we imitate +++ I have missed you, Johnny, great to know you by my side

Ambrose Promo no.1:
“There is nothing that I’d like more in this world than to be locked inside ‘Hell In A Cell’ with Seth Rollins, locked inside the devil’s playground. All that steel, all that danger, nowhere to run – just Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins inside that cell. So I can brutalize him, pummel him so bad that he wishes he never even met me. Seth Rollins wishes that he never even heard the name ‘Dean Ambrose’. But before I get there, I get a little someone standing in my way and it’s really, really stressing me out. It’s really pissing me off, this little matter to deal with of a fifteen time WWE champion, a little matter to deal with off of the face of the WWE. I’ve got to go through John Cena first in a ‘No holds barred, contract on a pole’ match. ‘No’, I told John Cena, ‘no, I’ve no problem dropping you where you stand last week here on Raw’, and I did. Cena felt the same way on SmackDown; he did the same to me. So, it’s quite clear what The Authority is trying to do. They want me and John Cena to tear each other apart, so there’s nothing left of either of us. It’s all about protecting, protecting Golden Boy Seth Rollins. And you know what? It’s… you know, it’s fine… I decided there’s only one way to do this. I’m gonna go to ‘Hell In A Cell’. I’m gonna grab that contract off that pole. I’m gonna rib that pole down. And I’m gonna beat John Cena senseless with it. Then I’m gonna go in that cell. I’m gonna bounce Seth Rollins’ head all over that cell like it’s a basketball. And there’s nothing The Authority and there is nothing John Cena can do about it.”
–[Cena comes out, gives veteran advice to shut up and be ready]
“Thanks for the ‘veteran advice’, big brother. But I’ve got news for you: I am ready. I was born ready. I’ve been ready to whop your ass for years. Don’t talk to me like I’m some kind of jump and don’t come out here and act like you care about me. Don’t act like you give a damn about me. And don’t act like I should trust you for one second.”
Ambrose Promo no.2:
“Well, let me tell you what not to expect. Don’t expect me to go out there and be a nice guy. Don’t expect me to go out there to be nice to John Cena cause I’m not a nice guy. Triple H knows that. Triple H is knowing me for a long time. So, he should know by now when I say any time, anywhere, I mean it. If you’re big star bound, it’s a long hard ride. You know, how I see it? I get to the next stop two weeks early. I gonna put John Cena in his place two weeks early. At the ‘Hell In A Cell’ pay-per-view I’m sending Seth Rollins straight to hell. And Cena: stamp your ticket! He’ll sit right next to him. Cena and Rollins both are on the highway to hell!” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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RAW 14/10/06: Dean Ambrose doesn’t trust anybody when it comes to hotdogs

Dean Ambrose is still good at hide & seek without even trying +++ That happens when you are too dominant +++ Riding the Cyclone is more fun than teaming with John Cena +++ Kane smiling is like watching Schwarzenegger trying the same in Terminator II +++ Rusev gets a new opponent +++ The stunt double is more popular than the actor +++ Finally

"Yeah, I couldn't sit back there any longer. I've been kicking something around in my head for the last hour or so and something's really, really bothering me. See, lately John Cena --[crowd boos]-- yeah, John Cena lately he's been kinda up in my space and I don't think I like it. John Cena is my partner tonight just like he supposed to be my partner last week on SmackDown, I thought. And then, uh, this happened."--[replay of Cena leaving DA on SmackDown; 'Cena Sucks' chants]"I told John Cena 'don't give me a reason not to like you'. And I'm trying, John, I'm trying real hard. But before we go to the battle together tonight, why don't you just come out here right now? And why don't we just settle this issue face to face right now. Let's hash it out. Please, John, indulge me with your presence."--[Cena comes out, tells DA that he doesn't understand him and that they are clear; Cena leaves ring again]"Yeah, we're clear. You're right. I was about to say the same thing to you. Cause I don't give a crap about you. And you don't give a crap about me. But there's one thing we have in common, John, we don't care what other people think of us. I don't like you and you don't like me. Now, that that's all out in the open, maybe we can co-exist for one night. But if not that's fine. I don't care because I have no problem dropping you where you stand right now and taking on The Authority by myself."--[Cena comes back inside ring, calls DA Einstein and admits that he has guts, he also likes to drop him and tells him 'don't give me a reason not to like you'; 'Cena Sucks' chants from the crowd]"I'm kinda hungry. I think I need to get out of here. I'm gonna hop in the Q-Train heading towards Coney Island. Maybe I'm taking a ride on the Cyclone. Maybe I'm gonna get a hot dog, check out the Wonder Wheel. Hu? Good luck tonight." --DEAN AMBROSE.
“Yeah, I couldn’t sit back there any longer. I’ve been kicking something around in my head for the last hour or so and something’s really, really bothering me. See, lately John Cena –[crowd boos]– yeah, John Cena lately he’s been kinda up in my space and I don’t think I like it. John Cena is my partner tonight just like he supposed to be my partner last week on SmackDown, I thought. And then, uh, this happened.”
–[replay of Cena leaving DA on SmackDown; ‘Cena Sucks’ chants]
“I told John Cena ‘don’t give me a reason not to like you’. And I’m trying, John, I’m trying real hard. But before we go to the battle together tonight, why don’t you just come out here right now? And why don’t we just settle this issue face to face right now. Let’s hash it out. Please, John, indulge me with your presence.”
–[Cena comes out, tells DA that he doesn’t understand him and that they are clear; Cena leaves ring again]
“Yeah, we’re clear. You’re right. I was about to say the same thing to you. Cause I don’t give a crap about you. And you don’t give a crap about me. But there’s one thing we have in common, John, we don’t care what other people think of us. I don’t like you and you don’t like me. Now, that that’s all out in the open, maybe we can co-exist for one night. But if not that’s fine. I don’t care because I have no problem dropping you where you stand right now and taking on The Authority by myself.”
–[Cena comes back inside ring, calls DA Einstein and admits that he has guts, he also likes to drop him and tells him ‘don’t give me a reason not to like you’; ‘Cena Sucks’ chants from the crowd]
“I’m kinda hungry. I think I need to get out of here. I’m gonna hop in the Q-Train heading towards Coney Island. Maybe I’m taking a ride on the Cyclone. Maybe I’m gonna get a hotdog, check out the Wonder Wheel. Hu? Good luck tonight.” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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Night Of Champions 14/09/21: Dean Ambrose is back from taking on Vancouv… Las Vegas crime as a masked vigilante

It was about time +++ European brawling +++ Careful with that stuntman, Miz! +++ Officer Shaw is serving justice +++ Russia can not be defeated +++ Chris Jericho is the best at what he has no idea +++ Nikki Bella is DM Punk +++ Seth Rollins rather wants to be killed by Brock Lesnar than haunted by Dean Ambrose

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SmackDown 14/07/18: Dean Ambrose demotes Randy Orton to a goon of The Authority -OR- Seth Rollins contradicts himself in one sentence

Spaghetti Hair still isn’t for me +++ Seth Rollins should be scared of Dean Ambrose +++ Stardust & Goldust have read my novel +++ After all those years Luke Harper might need a new tank top +++ There should be a Flag Swinging Contest +++ What about Rollins’ knee?

"All I've heard for the last two years, Seth Rollins is the smart one, Seth is the architect of The Shield. Look at the big brain on Seth. And Seth is smart. Seth is smart enough to know that he couldn't beat me down by himself on Monday night. So, he had his buddies, Randy Orton and Kane, two more Authority goons help him out. And certainly they put me in the hospital. But if you thought for one second that their little three-on-one attack was gonna keep me from being here tonight - more importantly keep me from destroying you Sunday at Battleground - then, genius, you're not as smart as you think you are. So, I ask you this one more time: Is that all you've got? Is that all The Authority has got? That's not a rhetorical question. I plan to find out! So, let's not wait until Sunday! Get out here and let's do this right now!
“All I’ve heard for the last two years, Seth Rollins is the smart one, Seth is the architect of The Shield. Look at the big brain on Seth. And Seth is smart. Seth is smart enough to know that he couldn’t beat me down by himself on Monday night. So, he had his buddies, Randy Orton and Kane, two more Authority goons help him out. And certainly they put me in the hospital. But if you thought for one second that their little three-on-one attack was gonna keep me from being here tonight – more importantly keep me from destroying you Sunday at Battleground – then, genius, you’re not as smart as you think you are. So, I ask you this one more time: Is that all you’ve got? Is that all The Authority has got? That’s not a rhetorical question. I plan to find out! So, let’s not wait until Sunday! Get out here and let’s do this right now!” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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Money In The Bank 14/06/29: Dean Ambrose is God -OR- The Title Master stole the show

There is still no title change at a PPV +++ Dean Ambrose alone is allowed to do a lengthy promo +++ Damien Sandow is Paul Revere +++ One superplex for a kingdom +++ The boring intermission +++ Déjà vu for the 14th time

"Seth Rollins, you have no idea how badly I wanna grab you by your tie, by the lapels of that shiny new suit and just rip you apart. But climbing up that ladder and grabbing that briefcase tonight means everything. Because in that briefcase is a contract for a WWE title match. So, the question is: Do I climb up that ladder and grab that briefcase or do I use that ladder and smash your face in? There is a case and a face. A case? Or a face? Case? Or face? Why not both? Seth Rollins, you think of yourself as a master strategist but you made a big mistake when you asked your daddy, Triple H, to put me in this match tonight. Because, when I walk out of Boston with that briefcase and a contract for a WWE championship match, Seth, daddy is gonna be mad at you." --DEAN AMBROSE.
“Seth Rollins, you have no idea how badly I wanna grab you by your tie, by the lapels of that shiny new suit and just rip you apart. But climbing up that ladder and grabbing that briefcase tonight means everything. Because in that briefcase is a contract for a WWE title match. So, the question is: Do I climb up that ladder and grab that briefcase or do I use that ladder and smash your face in? There is a case and a face. A case? Or a face? Case? Or face? Why not both? Seth Rollins, you think of yourself as a master strategist but you made a big mistake when you asked your daddy, Triple H, to put me in this match tonight. Because, when I walk out of Boston with that briefcase and a contract for a WWE championship match, Seth, daddy is gonna be mad at you.” –DEAN AMBROSE.
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SmackDown 14/06/27: Dean Ambrose and William Regal got a new WWE profile picture on the same day

Dean Ambrose

How can you stare at people with a mask on? +++ Dean Ambrose has to deal with a lot of people +++ Paul Heyman isn’t amused +++ The Usos and Big E should have a manager +++ Roman Reigns has to deal with Randy Orton and his servant Kane

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“You think you’re gonna ruin this for me? I got eyes on you all the time. You’re not ruin this for me! […] It’s my time. It is MY time!” — SETH ROLLINS.
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Payback 14/06/01: WWE recreates the beating scene from “Lawrence of Arabia” -OR- Of course there isn’t any title change on a PPV

Cesaro beats himself with the Cesaro swing +++ Goldust needs to find himself a new brother +++ Once again Rusev wins way under five minutes +++ Kofi Kingston isn’t even a low carder anymore +++ Wade Barrett promotes the English football / soccer team +++ Stephanie McMahon mentions CM Punk by name +++ Super Cena literally buries Bray Wyatt +++ Alicia Fox slows down within her madness +++ Three separate screens for Shield vs Evolution would have been necessary.

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