RAW 14/08/18: What more fitting than Dean Ambrose getting lost in Las Vegas?

Steph! Steph! Steph +++ Mizzz isn’t an A-lister – he’s an A-hole +++ Seth Rollins forgets to name his challengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge +++ AJ Lee dedicates her life to Paige +++ Suplex – repeat, cont. +++ Cesaro impersonates Muhammad Ali +++ Sheamus is an incredible U.S. champ +++ It’s a Falls Count Anywhere match +++ Kendos, Chairs, and a Table +++ Charles Robinson has got a déjà-vu +++ This is awesome3 +++ Dean Ambrose’s head is harder than cinder blocks

“What? It’s for charity.” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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SummerSlam: Predictions

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My expectations for this show are exorbitant! I’m telling you. One of the reasons is that I’ll watch it live and go to work just two hours later. So, me basically putting myself in some sort of a jet lag needs to be worth it. Much will depend on Dean Ambrose vs Seth Rollins and I hope it is scheduled for as late as possible. On paper, most matches look interesting but most importantly are unique and not done already for a couple of times. This really could be a great PPV. After the disappointment that was Battleground, improvement isn’t very hard this time anyway.

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SmackDown 14/08/15: Dean Ambrose still loved Seth Rollins but definitely not anymore after tonight

Dean Ambrose is going to be a movie-star +++ This is awesome +++ Seth Rollins breaks Dean Ambrose’s heart +++ Kane knows what’s best for business +++ Eva Marie loses some extensions +++ Bo Dallas is inspirational at making excuses +++ Roman Reigns apparently has a weak spot

"Ambrose, this Sunday at SummerSlam, you and I finally go one-on-one in a Lumberjack match. A match of your choosing, by the way. A match where twenty other WWE superstars, who probably don't like us very much, are gonna surround the ring and ensure that if either of us tries to run or hide, say in a birthday present or in a trunk of a car, the moment that person steps through those ropes, one or all of those lumberjacks will throw them right back in the ring. -[praying gesture by DA to ensure SR that this is exactly what he's hoping for]- This Sunday I will prove to you and to the entire WWE Universe what I have known all along: I am the future of this company and I am better than you. I am better than some Lunatic Fringe who doesn't give a damn about his physical well-being. I am better than some bipolar nutjob who should be locked away. I am better than some hellcat with rabies who was never my friend, who was never my brother, and who I never gave a damn about in the first place." --SETH ROLLINS.
“Ambrose, this Sunday at SummerSlam, you and I finally go one-on-one in a Lumberjack match. A match of your choosing, by the way. A match where twenty other WWE superstars, who probably don’t like us very much, are gonna surround the ring and ensure that if either of us tries to run or hide, say in a birthday present or in a trunk of a car, the moment that person steps through those ropes, one or all of those lumberjacks will throw them right back in the ring. -[praying gesture by DA to ensure SR that this is exactly what he’s hoping for]- This Sunday I will prove to you and to the entire WWE Universe what I have known all along: I am the future of this company and I am better than you. I am better than some Lunatic Fringe who doesn’t give a damn about his physical well-being. I am better than some bipolar nutjob who should be locked away. I am better than some hellcat with rabies who was never my friend, who was never my brother, and who I never gave a damn about in the first place.” –SETH ROLLINS.

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Battleground: Predictions

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The next PPV is rolling on and I’m doing just another preview. By now you already know perhaps that I really suck at predictions. Usually because I create my own storylines in my mind that will never happen but somehow that influence me thinking about the outcome of certain matches. The good thing is that even creatives, not to mention the wrestlers themselves, often don’t know until five minutes before a match, who is going to win. Take this here as just another possible storyline in an alternate dimension. It might not happen here but maybe somewhere else.

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RAW 14/06/30: Dean Ambrose will finally make Seth Rollins end up in a straitjacket when he’s done with him

The real reason behind Super Cena being champ again +++ The briefcase of Seth Rollins is loaded with TNT +++ Only a Real American can be even against Rusev +++ One minute silence for Wade Barrett and Daniel Bryan +++ Cesaro steps even up his heel behaviour +++ Damien Sandow is Vince McMahon +++ The Wyatts grind the Walls of Jericho +++ Paige is a woman of few words +++ Seth Rollins’ first attempt to cash in fails miserably

“Seth! Seth. Listen, puppet boy, from one scumbag to another: you don’t really think this is over, do ya? You don’t really think you’ve won last night, do ya? You didn’t win. In fact, your Plan A failed miserably. And your Daddy, Triple H, had to bail you out with his Plan B. Sending Uncle Kane down to knock me off that ladder. No, I’m not even upset about what happened at Money In The Bank. Because it might be more fun this way. Every time you ever think about cashing in that contract, I’m gonna be there. I’m gonna haunt you. So, go and make all the plans you want. Cause that briefcase you’re holding doesn’t have a contract inside, it’s loaded with TNT. And every time you’re trying cashing it in, it’s gonna blow up in your face, Seth. Believe that.” –DEAN AMBROSE.
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SmackDown 14/06/27: Dean Ambrose and William Regal got a new WWE profile picture on the same day

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How can you stare at people with a mask on? +++ Dean Ambrose has to deal with a lot of people +++ Paul Heyman isn’t amused +++ The Usos and Big E should have a manager +++ Roman Reigns has to deal with Randy Orton and his servant Kane

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“You think you’re gonna ruin this for me? I got eyes on you all the time. You’re not ruin this for me! […] It’s my time. It is MY time!” — SETH ROLLINS.
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Smackdown 14/05/30: It’s like Dean Ambrose had never held the United States title -OR- Paul Heyman is just an advocate

This is going to be one unusual review of Smackdown. It will be very short, it will include a short prediction for Payback and there will be just a huge rant. Well, the last one won’t be very surprising for every regular reader of this blog section. But sometimes I also tried to be funny. Since I haven’t got much time left, here are my predictions for the outcome of the matches at Payback (the winner is written in capitals / red are the actual results):

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