June 2015 – The Dean Ambrose month that was (and a tiny piece about Cesaro)

You might have already noticed that I once again stopped writing about wrestling. This time because I don’t really enjoy the new stuff in WWE. I already teased one or two times that I won’t write about it anymore. But this time it’s true. I’ll explain later in this last article. I’ll still write in here but not about WWE. For my last thoughts, just continue reading.

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RAW 14/10/13: Dean Ambrose can’t stand all the praise he gets from John Cena -OR- Charles Robinson gets a heart attack from the Russian flag

It’s a crazy game / tell me who’s to blame, I’m kind of curious +++ I ain’t a betting man +++ I’ll just stand here quietly complaining +++ Speak my language +++ It’s love, brother love +++ Stamp your ticket, John +++ Here’s my gun for a barrel of fun +++ You have somebody else I think we imitate +++ I have missed you, Johnny, great to know you by my side

Ambrose Promo no.1:
“There is nothing that I’d like more in this world than to be locked inside ‘Hell In A Cell’ with Seth Rollins, locked inside the devil’s playground. All that steel, all that danger, nowhere to run – just Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins inside that cell. So I can brutalize him, pummel him so bad that he wishes he never even met me. Seth Rollins wishes that he never even heard the name ‘Dean Ambrose’. But before I get there, I get a little someone standing in my way and it’s really, really stressing me out. It’s really pissing me off, this little matter to deal with of a fifteen time WWE champion, a little matter to deal with off of the face of the WWE. I’ve got to go through John Cena first in a ‘No holds barred, contract on a pole’ match. ‘No’, I told John Cena, ‘no, I’ve no problem dropping you where you stand last week here on Raw’, and I did. Cena felt the same way on SmackDown; he did the same to me. So, it’s quite clear what The Authority is trying to do. They want me and John Cena to tear each other apart, so there’s nothing left of either of us. It’s all about protecting, protecting Golden Boy Seth Rollins. And you know what? It’s… you know, it’s fine… I decided there’s only one way to do this. I’m gonna go to ‘Hell In A Cell’. I’m gonna grab that contract off that pole. I’m gonna rib that pole down. And I’m gonna beat John Cena senseless with it. Then I’m gonna go in that cell. I’m gonna bounce Seth Rollins’ head all over that cell like it’s a basketball. And there’s nothing The Authority and there is nothing John Cena can do about it.”
–[Cena comes out, gives veteran advice to shut up and be ready]
“Thanks for the ‘veteran advice’, big brother. But I’ve got news for you: I am ready. I was born ready. I’ve been ready to whop your ass for years. Don’t talk to me like I’m some kind of jump and don’t come out here and act like you care about me. Don’t act like you give a damn about me. And don’t act like I should trust you for one second.”
Ambrose Promo no.2:
“Well, let me tell you what not to expect. Don’t expect me to go out there and be a nice guy. Don’t expect me to go out there to be nice to John Cena cause I’m not a nice guy. Triple H knows that. Triple H is knowing me for a long time. So, he should know by now when I say any time, anywhere, I mean it. If you’re big star bound, it’s a long hard ride. You know, how I see it? I get to the next stop two weeks early. I gonna put John Cena in his place two weeks early. At the ‘Hell In A Cell’ pay-per-view I’m sending Seth Rollins straight to hell. And Cena: stamp your ticket! He’ll sit right next to him. Cena and Rollins both are on the highway to hell!” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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SmackDown 14/10/10: Dean Ambrose doesn’t care about who John Cena is

Happy 15th birthday +++ Kane is a party pooper +++ Seth Rollins now has got a bodyguard +++ Triple H and The Rock announce the main event for Wrestlemania 31 +++ JBL likes slapstick +++ Dean Ambrose apparently has got a new finisher

"I planted John Cena's head into the mat on Monday, so that he knows I don't care who he is, what he's done or what he thinks he's entitled to. Nobody crosses me. And John Cena lives by a code. I live by a little code of my own. I don't take crap from anybody. Nobody pushes me around and if you do me wrong I'll hunt you down and I'll make you pay for it. Seth Rollins crossed me. He's my brother and he stabbed me in the back. And I can't live with myself until I've set that right. Seth Rollins inside Hell In A Cell belongs to me. And John Cena is coming dangerously close to stealing that from me. And, John, nobody steals from me. I don't care how high up on the food chain you are.--[Miz: Got any chance to beat Cena?]"Yup.--[Miz: How do you think you're gonna do it?]"I don't think I'm gonna do it. I know I'm gonna do it." --DEAN AMBROSE.
“I planted John Cena’s head into the mat on Monday, so that he knows I don’t care who he is, what he’s done or what he thinks he’s entitled to. Nobody crosses me. And John Cena lives by a code. I live by a little code of my own. I don’t take crap from anybody. Nobody pushes me around and if you do me wrong I’ll hunt you down and I’ll make you pay for it. Seth Rollins crossed me. He’s my brother and he stabbed me in the back. And I can’t live with myself until I’ve set that right. Seth Rollins inside Hell In A Cell belongs to me. And John Cena is coming dangerously close to stealing that from me. And, John, nobody steals from me. I don’t care how high up on the food chain you are.
–[Miz: Got any chance to beat Cena?]
“Yup.
–[Miz: How do you think you’re gonna do it?]
“I don’t think I’m gonna do it. I know I’m gonna do it.” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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RAW 14/09/01: Don’t mess with the bunny -OR- Some conspiracy theories about Dean Ambrose

I’m bored already +++ Mizzz’s entourage grows in numbers +++ Nikki Bella brings up some whiny home stories +++ I want to see the WWE Heavyweight Championship belt – dead or alive +++ The bunny saves RAW +++ We want Rollins

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RAW 14/08/25: The picture of Dean Ambrose has more charisma than the real Seth Rollins

WWE makes John Cena even more hated +++ The Swiss Superman will go against the Irish Brawler for the U.S. title +++ Roman Reigns ruins the eulogy of Dean Ambrose +++ The cosmic key says: beat down The Usos +++ Damien Sandow is the stunt double of Mizzz +++ Kofi Kingston is one of us

“I was the leader of the most dominant group in the history of WWE, The Shield. And there is a reason that I handpicked Dean Ambrose to be a member of The Shield. Pain was never a factor of Dean; fear was never a factor for Dean Ambrose. Dean Ambrose was a courageous fighter. But last weak, I had to prove at his expense that once again that The Authority always wins. And now, with a heavy heart, I would like to take a look back at what happened in the match that you, that you, the WWE Universe, chose as a demise for Dean Ambrose… -[snippet from the last seconds of DA being alive; after that, SR breaks out in laughter]- …Can you imagine, can you imagine the moment of impact when I crushed Dean Ambrose’s skull, when I pulverized his head in those cinder blocks? I wonder what was going through his mind. D’you think that it even dawned on Dean Ambrose? That he was in way over his head? D’you think that it even dawned on him that he’d been outmatched not only physically but mentally as well? You know, it’s no secret that those cinder blocks weren’t out there by accident. But d’you know what else? That headache that Dean Ambrose is gonna have for the rest of his life, that’s no accident either. And it saddens me that the casualty that has become of Dean Ambrose’s career can now be summed up into simple words: what if? What if Dean Ambrose had known his place? What if Dean Ambrose had recognized my superiority? What if Dean Ambrose had simply walked away when he had the opportunity? The real tragedy in all of this is that we’ll never really know the answer to those what ifs because as far as I’m concerned, it is highly likely that you will never see Dean Ambrose again. I am the one who created The Shield. And I am the one who has destroyed it.” –SETH ROLLINS.

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SmackDown 14/08/15: Dean Ambrose still loved Seth Rollins but definitely not anymore after tonight

Dean Ambrose is going to be a movie-star +++ This is awesome +++ Seth Rollins breaks Dean Ambrose’s heart +++ Kane knows what’s best for business +++ Eva Marie loses some extensions +++ Bo Dallas is inspirational at making excuses +++ Roman Reigns apparently has a weak spot

"Ambrose, this Sunday at SummerSlam, you and I finally go one-on-one in a Lumberjack match. A match of your choosing, by the way. A match where twenty other WWE superstars, who probably don't like us very much, are gonna surround the ring and ensure that if either of us tries to run or hide, say in a birthday present or in a trunk of a car, the moment that person steps through those ropes, one or all of those lumberjacks will throw them right back in the ring. -[praying gesture by DA to ensure SR that this is exactly what he's hoping for]- This Sunday I will prove to you and to the entire WWE Universe what I have known all along: I am the future of this company and I am better than you. I am better than some Lunatic Fringe who doesn't give a damn about his physical well-being. I am better than some bipolar nutjob who should be locked away. I am better than some hellcat with rabies who was never my friend, who was never my brother, and who I never gave a damn about in the first place." --SETH ROLLINS.
“Ambrose, this Sunday at SummerSlam, you and I finally go one-on-one in a Lumberjack match. A match of your choosing, by the way. A match where twenty other WWE superstars, who probably don’t like us very much, are gonna surround the ring and ensure that if either of us tries to run or hide, say in a birthday present or in a trunk of a car, the moment that person steps through those ropes, one or all of those lumberjacks will throw them right back in the ring. -[praying gesture by DA to ensure SR that this is exactly what he’s hoping for]- This Sunday I will prove to you and to the entire WWE Universe what I have known all along: I am the future of this company and I am better than you. I am better than some Lunatic Fringe who doesn’t give a damn about his physical well-being. I am better than some bipolar nutjob who should be locked away. I am better than some hellcat with rabies who was never my friend, who was never my brother, and who I never gave a damn about in the first place.” –SETH ROLLINS.

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SmackDown 14/08/08: Dean Ambrose gets back what he did to Seth Rollins’ briefcase

It’s a Lumberjack match +++ The Superlatives +++ Damien Sandow is Mr Border Patrol +++ Who is the most sadistic Superstar of WWE? +++ Y2J has got the whole (WWE) universe in his hands +++ The soda stealing continues

“On Monday night RAW, The Authority thought they held all the cards. They thought they had their little “Beat the Clock” challenge in the bag. They thought they have a full proofed plan B but The Authority hasn’t figured out, you can’t plan for Dean Ambrose. And since I outsmarted The Architect, I get to choose the stipulation for my match at SummerSlam… against my friend, my buddy, my pal, my brother, Seth Rollins, I have had all week to think about this and I got a lot of options here. Tell me what you think of them. Alright, I was thinking of maybe “JBL’s cowboy hat on a pole match”, ‘Coal miner’s glove match”; maybe I looked into maybe getting some alligators to surround the ring but the logistics of that just didn’t really work out. We can have a “Sumo wrestling match”, a “boxing match”, we can forgo the whole match altogether and just fight in the parking lot but we already did that. “Good house keeping match”. Oh! We can have a “Loser has to wash Triple H’s car match”, but I’m pretty sure Seth Rollins already does that so, that’s off the table.” --DEAN AMBROSE.
“On Monday night RAW, The Authority thought they held all the cards. They thought they had their little “Beat the Clock” challenge in the bag. They thought they have a full proofed plan B but The Authority hasn’t figured out, you can’t plan for Dean Ambrose. And since I outsmarted The Architect, I get to choose the stipulation for my match at SummerSlam… against my friend, my buddy, my pal, my brother, Seth Rollins, I have had all week to think about this and I got a lot of options here. Tell me what you think of them. Alright, I was thinking of maybe “JBL’s cowboy hat on a pole match”, ‘Coal miner’s glove match”; maybe I looked into maybe getting some alligators to surround the ring but the logistics of that just didn’t really work out. We can have a “Sumo wrestling match”, a “boxing match”, we can forgo the whole match altogether and just fight in the parking lot but we already did that. “Good house keeping match”. Oh! We can have a “Loser has to wash Triple H’s car match”, but I’m pretty sure Seth Rollins already does that so, that’s off the table.” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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