Main Event 14/11/25: Dean Ambrose beats a demon but not one inside of his head. PLUS: a few notes on SmackDown 14/11/29

Bray Wyatt apparently wants to help Dean Ambrose to fight his demons. What better to fight the demon Kane? Even if he was recently degraded to Concessions Kane.

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Main Event 14/11/11: Dean Ambrose wants to give Bray Wyatt some family counseling by knocking out his teeth

Dean Ambrose wasn’t live on RAW but he was sure busy on the second day in Liverpool. His journey through this show started with closing Main Event.

"Bray Wyatt says there's a special place in hell for people like us. Maybe he's right. I don't care. I'm not afraid. Bray Wyatt's playing games. I don't play games. This isn't a game to me. This is my life. Bray Wyatt said he wants to fix me. Bray Wyatt says he wants to make me whole again. Whatever, man. When you start poking and prodding me, people start getting their teeth knocked out. So at Survivor Series, Bray Wyatt will get everything that he wants in this ring and I will give Bray Wyatt some family counseling." --DEAN AMBROSE.
“Bray Wyatt says there’s a special place in hell for people like us. Maybe he’s right. I don’t care. I’m not afraid. Bray Wyatt’s playing games. I don’t play games. This isn’t a game to me. This is my life. Bray Wyatt said he wants to fix me. Bray Wyatt said he wants to make me whole again. Whatever, man. When you start poking and prodding at me, people start getting their teeth knocked out. So, on Survivor Series, Bray Wyatt will get everything that he wants in this ring and I will give Bray Wyatt a little family counseling.” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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Main Event 14/09/23: Dean Ambrose isn’t Houdini but he knows his tricks

Bunnies can’t talk +++ Mark Henry turns heel and back face within a few minutes +++ Kofi Kingston still doesn’t bolieve +++ With the right people involved Miz TV can be very entertaining

— (…) Your skull was put into a pile of concrete what should’ve shattered your entire head. But somehow you just walked away from it.
“A normal person doesn’t walk away from that. But I’m not a normal person. I’m Dean Ambrose. I might go down. But I don’t stay down. And you may not think that right now but The Authority has picked a fight that they can’t win.”
— (…) What I wanna know is, I want the breaking news. You can trust me. How did you get out of the room? Did you blow it up? Did you have an accomplice? Give me the scoop. Talk to me. How did you get out? How did you pull it off?
“It’s simple. There was a back door.”
— A back door… that’s… That’s cheap. Thanks. That’s the big scoop? That’s… that’s it?
“Yeah. I’m sorry but The Authority put me in a room with two doors. I mean, I’m not Houdini, you know. Sorry, if you feel cheated.”
— Cheated? Oh, you think this makes me feel cheated? You think this is me being cheated? No, no, no, no, no! What happened on Monday Night Raw, that is The Miz getting cheated because Dolph Ziggler cheated to take my Intercontinental Championship. He cheated! He grabbed the tights! You saw it! They saw it! Dolph Ziggler knows it! The referee saw it! I will start a petition, a petition to The Authority! That is being cheated! That is what cheating is all about! Do you hear me?! Do you get it to your thick skull?! Do you understand?!! Huh?!! Do you get it…
(…)
“Thank you, Miz, you’ve been a great host. We see you next time on Miz TV!” –THE MIZ / DEAN AMBROSE.

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Main Event 14/07/29: Welcome to the Dean Ambrose show

The Ambrose vs Del Rio promo had quite some subtext +++ Xavier Woods was on baby-kissing tour with Dean Ambrose +++ Slater Gator could be fun if done right +++ WWE should re-name Dean Ambrose to Grendel

"I'm back and I'm in a foul mood. Fresh off my little "promotional tour" last night. Now, shaking hands and kissing babies has never been my strong suit, obviously. But it's an easy way for The Authority to keep me off Monday Night RAW, and away from their precious little darling, Seth Rollins. Oh, but I'm here tonight, and I say let's cut the crap. I'll say this to Seth Rollins, why don't you finally do what's best for business, come out here right now, and get your teeth knocked down your throat in this ring? But I'll bet my bottom dollar that you won't, cause you ain't got no guts. Let's find out if I'm right. Does Seth Rollins want to hang out back there and hide? Behind closed doors, eating protein bars with Triple H, or whatever it is you guys do. Or do you wanna come out here and do you wanna get nuts? -[sits down for some seconds]- Nothing? Yeah, that's what I thought. You're just gonna hang out and hide back there, hide behind Kane, hold Triple H's hand. Meanwhile, I'll be out here in this ring do what I do going through every superstar. Every thug, every goon, every titan, every bull... Every demon The Authority puts in front of me until I get to you, Seth. And when I do, I'm gonna make you pay the price for selling out." --DEAN AMBROSE.
“I’m back and I’m in a foul mood. Fresh off my little “promotional tour” last night. Now, shaking hands and kissing babies has never been my strong suit, obviously. But it’s an easy way for The Authority to keep me off Monday Night RAW, and away from their precious little darling, Seth Rollins. Oh, but I’m here tonight, and I say let’s cut the crap. I’ll say this to Seth Rollins, why don’t you finally do what’s best for business, come out here right now, and get your teeth knocked down your throat in this ring? But I’ll bet my bottom dollar that you won’t, cause you ain’t got no guts. Let’s find out if I’m right. Does Seth Rollins want to hang out back there and hide? Behind closed doors, eating protein bars with Triple H, or whatever it is you guys do. Or do you wanna come out here and do you wanna get nuts? -[sits down for some seconds]- Nothing? Yeah, that’s what I thought. You’re just gonna hang out and hide back there, hide behind Kane, hold Triple H’s hand. Meanwhile, I’ll be out here in this ring do what I do going through every superstar. Every thug, every goon, every titan, every bull… Every demon The Authority puts in front of me until I get to you, Seth. And when I do, I’m gonna make you pay the price for selling out.” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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Main Event 14/06/17: And from the ashes of The Shield there cometh Jon Moxley upon all of us

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Main Event starts with noise +++ Dean Ambrose’s entrance theme grows on me +++ Lana explains the new Mount Rushmore +++ Bray Wyatt ruins Luke Harper’s promo +++ WWE apparently wants to split the Funkadaktyls +++ Dean Ambrose will fight Kane on SmackDown

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“You don’t need to worry about Money In The Bank in ten days, Seth. You just need to worry about surviving the next ten minutes.” –DEAN AMBROSE.
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Main Event 14/04/08: Dean Ambrose is that good that even if he’s hurt for real people think he’s just selling -OR- Dean Ambrose is that good that even if he just sells perfectly people think it’s for real

Now after this match of The Shield vs. The Wyatts that was more or less dominated by Dean Ambrose I hope that most people have finally realized how good he really is. Like I indicated in the headline most people probably thought that he was just selling being hurt in this promo after the match. But it wouldn’t have made sense for him to give up on his lines to advice Rollins and Reigns that they should take over. Most recently he once again was the leading man in The Shield’s promos and being the main man in this match getting the win over Erick Rowan it was just logical that he would also be the main man during that promo.

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Main Event 14/03/11: Dean Ambrose added five more pounds to his arms and in four days he will be the U.S. Champion for 300 days

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That’s on coming Saturday so that means that Dean Ambrose retained his title against ‘The World’s Strongest Man’ Mark Henry. And if you haven’t seen the match: no, it wasn’t because of disqualification due to interference by Rollins and / or Reigns. There was only at least a bit distraction from the two of them but mostly created by Mark Henry himself. So, it was a clean win, some great moves (that included punches to Henry’s left knee from the centre rope – the facial expressions from the ref and Roman Reigns on that were priceless!) and once again unity demonstrated by The Shield.

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