Hell In A Cell 2014: Predictions

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After SummerSlam this is probably my most anticipated Pay-Per-View this year because of Dean Ambrose vs Seth Rollins in Hell In A Cell. For me there is just one main event even if WWE tries hard to sell this so-called double main event. According to a poll on the WWE site itself three out of four fans are more exited for this very match. And really: it’s not surprising because we have seen this other match a hundred times already. So, I’m trying to do a prediction post once again. But beware: I’m not really good at predictions.

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SmackDown 14/10/17: Dean Ambrose quotes Dirty Harry and John McClane this time

Dean Ambrose has got a lucky boot +++ The good things from SmackDown +++ The bad things from SmackDown +++ The ugly things from SmackDown

Ambrose Promo no.1:
“Where are you running for, Seth? Where are you running for, Seth? I’m just here to talk, let’s chat, brother! Let’s chat about this. I’ve finally got what I’ve been foaming at the mouth for, and that’s you trapped inside Hell In A Cell; the most demonic structure in WWE history. And I’m going to make the most of it. I’m going to turn you inside out. I’m going to rip your face clean off! I’m going to take my left boot, I’m going to jam it down your throat! I’m going to take my right boot, that’s my lucky boot, and I’m sticking that one where the sun don’t shine! And after that, after that what I’m going to do next I can’t even say on this show!”
Ambrose Promo no.2:
“Before I was rudely interrupted by Kane earlier, I was explaining to Seth Rollins what was going through my mind. And that’s what I am gonna do to him at Hell In A Cell… rip his face off! See, Seth Rollins thinks he’s prepared for a match with me but I got news for him: you can’t prepare yourself for the unknown. And once that cell door locks, it’s just me and Seth. Even I, I don’t really know what I am gonna do. And Kane, Kane says, he’s aggressive, says he wants to hear me scream in pain. Shrieks of horror help him sleep at night. And I think Kane has starred in one too many horror flicks. This ain’t Hollywood. This is Birmingham, Alabama! Let’s make this movie an action flick. Yippee Ki-Yay!” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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SmackDown 14/10/03: Dean Ambrose doesn’t like truce with people who want to steal his playmate

Looks like Seth Rollins needs a straitjacket very soon +++ Big Show vs Rusev grows in intensity +++ Cesaro is very funny +++ Leaving Dean Ambrose alone during tag team matches seems to be a regular thing

Ambrose Promo #1:
“Sorry disappointing you, John, but in case you haven’t noticed, you’re not the only one who has issues with The Authority. I’ve got a lot of issues actually, especially as it pertains to Seth Rollins. But I plan on working those issues out because I plan on making Seth Rollins pay.”
–[Cena doesn’t like playing]
“You’re right. You don’t wanna do this with me. And I don’t wanna do this with you. I don’t need to. But Seth Rollins is kinda my thing. On Monday night you got in my way.”
–[Cena explains to DA that he is older than him]
“You lost one night but I almost lost my whole career because I got my head put through cinder blocks. And I’ll be damned if I’ll let anybody else wipe that smug look off of Seth’s face for good but me, especially you.” –DEAN AMBROSE.
Ambrose Promo #2:
“How do you feel about teaming with John Cena again tonight?”
“I’ve got nothing to say about John Cena. I’ve got nothing to say to John Cena. But let’s talk about the guy that’s in both of our cross hairs: Seth Rollins. Now, ass kickings are part of our business. Seth knows that’s what he’s signed up for. But embarrassing Seth Rollins, stealing his Money In The Bank briefcase, spraying him with a mysterious green mist, that’s the kind of thing an egomaniac like him just can’t stand. And all that’s fun for me. No amount of embarrassment I can put Seth Rollins through will erase the memory off my head getting driven through cinder blocks. So, I will go through everybody The Authority wants to put in front of me: Kane, Randy Orton, Jamie Noble, Joey Mercury, The Bunny, The Gator, all of them. Nothing will get in my way and nothing will stop me from getting to Seth Rollins.”DEAN AMBROSE

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Main Event 14/09/23: Dean Ambrose isn’t Houdini but he knows his tricks

Bunnies can’t talk +++ Mark Henry turns heel and back face within a few minutes +++ Kofi Kingston still doesn’t bolieve +++ With the right people involved Miz TV can be very entertaining

— (…) Your skull was put into a pile of concrete what should’ve shattered your entire head. But somehow you just walked away from it.
“A normal person doesn’t walk away from that. But I’m not a normal person. I’m Dean Ambrose. I might go down. But I don’t stay down. And you may not think that right now but The Authority has picked a fight that they can’t win.”
— (…) What I wanna know is, I want the breaking news. You can trust me. How did you get out of the room? Did you blow it up? Did you have an accomplice? Give me the scoop. Talk to me. How did you get out? How did you pull it off?
“It’s simple. There was a back door.”
— A back door… that’s… That’s cheap. Thanks. That’s the big scoop? That’s… that’s it?
“Yeah. I’m sorry but The Authority put me in a room with two doors. I mean, I’m not Houdini, you know. Sorry, if you feel cheated.”
— Cheated? Oh, you think this makes me feel cheated? You think this is me being cheated? No, no, no, no, no! What happened on Monday Night Raw, that is The Miz getting cheated because Dolph Ziggler cheated to take my Intercontinental Championship. He cheated! He grabbed the tights! You saw it! They saw it! Dolph Ziggler knows it! The referee saw it! I will start a petition, a petition to The Authority! That is being cheated! That is what cheating is all about! Do you hear me?! Do you get it to your thick skull?! Do you understand?!! Huh?!! Do you get it…
(…)
“Thank you, Miz, you’ve been a great host. We see you next time on Miz TV!” –THE MIZ / DEAN AMBROSE.

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RAW 14/09/22: Dean Ambrose is the best at hide and seek

Dean Ambrose likes being stomped through cinder blocks +++ Damien Sandow isn’t a very useful stunt double +++ Dean Ambrose is being held in Authority lockdown +++ No entrance for Cesaro +++ The Bunny is a serious competitor +++ Dean Ambrose miraculously comes out of the closet

"I'm not dead! Far from it. In fact, the WWE's ugly stepchild is back. Ever since what happened to me last time you saw me I've been a little messed up in the head. I've been a little loopy. I've been replaying the incident over and over in my mind again and again. And the more I think about it I can appreciate the creativity of ganging up on me two-on-one and stomping my head through cinder blocks. That was pretty cool. In fact, let's take a look at it again. Let's take a look at it one more time. Just for me."--[replay of Seth Rollins stomping Dean Ambrose's head through cinder blocks]--"There it was. I gotta admit: I'm kinda flattered that The Authority would go to such great lengths to get rid of me. You know, it all kinda makes me feel special. But I'm not dead. I'm not satisfied. And I can hold a grudge. And I'm sick of The Authority protecting their little golden child Seth Rollins. I'm gonna getting sick of The Authority all together. So, tonight I am The Authority. And I am not leaving this ring until I get my hands on Seth Rollins because I never get tired of punching Seth Rollins in the face."--[the mic goes flying; a chair makes its way into the ring; impatient sit-in; Cena comes out]--"I'm gonna be real honest with you here, John. I'm really, really, really unbothered. I really don't like the fact that you're standing in the ring with me right now. You're flying real close to a plane here, brother... John... don't give me a reason to not like you."--[Cena explains similar agenda]--"I warned you once. Don't get in my way." --DEAN AMBROSE.
“I’m not dead! Far from it. In fact, the WWE’s ugly stepchild is back. Ever since what happened to me last time you saw me I’ve been a little messed up in the head. I’ve been a little loopy. I’ve been replaying the incident over and over in my mind again and again. And the more I think about it I can appreciate the creativity of ganging up on me two-on-one and stomping my head through cinder blocks. That was pretty cool. In fact, let’s take a look at it again. Let’s take a look at it one more time. Just for me.”
–[replay of Seth Rollins stomping Dean Ambrose’s head through cinder blocks]–
“There it was. I gotta admit: I’m kinda flattered that The Authority would go to such great lengths to get rid of me. You know, it all kinda makes me feel special. But I’m not dead. I’m not satisfied. And I can hold a grudge. And I’m sick of The Authority protecting their little golden child Seth Rollins. I’m gonna getting sick of The Authority all together. So, tonight I am The Authority. And I am not leaving this ring until I get my hands on Seth Rollins because I never get tired of punching Seth Rollins in the face.”
–[the mic goes flying; a chair makes its way into the ring; impatient sit-in; Cena comes out]–
“I’m gonna be real honest with you here, John. I’m really, really, really unbothered. I really don’t like the fact that you’re standing in the ring with me right now. You’re flying real close to a plane here, brother… John… don’t give me a reason to not like you.”
–[Cena explains similar agenda]–
“I warned you once. Don’t get in my way.” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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Night Of Champions 14/09/21: Dean Ambrose is back from taking on Vancouv… Las Vegas crime as a masked vigilante

It was about time +++ European brawling +++ Careful with that stuntman, Miz! +++ Officer Shaw is serving justice +++ Russia can not be defeated +++ Chris Jericho is the best at what he has no idea +++ Nikki Bella is DM Punk +++ Seth Rollins rather wants to be killed by Brock Lesnar than haunted by Dean Ambrose

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RAW 14/09/08: It’s the Season Premiere and Seth Rollins apparently wanted to make it extra dirty

Kane and Seth Rollins share their orgasm about the start of RAW +++ Dolph Ziggler has got to share some interesting private photos from The Miz +++ Why do people still chant for CM Punk? +++ Cena Sucks! Cena Sucks! Cena Sucks! (continue for as many times as you like) +++ WWE should do a remake of “The Full Monty” with Cesaro in the lead role +++ Adrian Neville, Sami Zayn, Tyson Kidd and Tyler Breeze are taking over +++ The Jerry Springer Show finishes like any other Jerry Springer Show +++ The Season Premiere almost finishes with a terrible accident

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