RAW 14/08/18: What more fitting than Dean Ambrose getting lost in Las Vegas?

Steph! Steph! Steph +++ Mizzz isn’t an A-lister – he’s an A-hole +++ Seth Rollins forgets to name his challengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge +++ AJ Lee dedicates her life to Paige +++ Suplex – repeat, cont. +++ Cesaro impersonates Muhammad Ali +++ Sheamus is an incredible U.S. champ +++ It’s a Falls Count Anywhere match +++ Kendos, Chairs, and a Table +++ Charles Robinson has got a déjà-vu +++ This is awesome3 +++ Dean Ambrose’s head is harder than cinder blocks

“What? It’s for charity.” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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SummerSlam 14/08/17: Dean Ambrose shows us his past, his future and one of the best love stories of this summer

I should have known it +++ The Flag Match wasn’t a Flag Match +++ Just another Match of the Year contender +++ Blackout +++ The part-timer is handed another present

"I love you, alright? I love you, brother!" --DEAN AMBROSE.
“I love you, alright? I love you, brother!” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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RAW 14/08/11: Dean Ambrose impersonates Sneaky Pete

Cena’s calendar is out of date +++ Reigns has never stolen from Randy Orton +++ What are you doing for one hour hiding in a birthday present? +++ The most stupid angle in WWE history +++ Cesaro is a real competitor again +++ Super Cena is standing in Brock Lesnar’s living-room +++ Heath Slater wins again +++ Kevin Nash is still alive

“Run, Seth, run while you still can! There ain’t no running, ain’t no hiding in a Lumberjack match. In six days your ass belongs to me. And for just Nine Ninety-Nine I’m gonna get more than my money’s worth!” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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RAW 14/06/23: Dean Ambrose is the best at over-aggressive brawling -OR- Abe Lincoln lives

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Vickie Guerrero gets a long goodbye +++ Rusev and Lana doing some Washington D.C. sightseeing +++ Cameron summarizes the WWE in one sentence +++ Triple H and his puppy think they have got the last laugh +++ 100 ways to throw your mic away. By Dean Ambrose +++ Dolph Ziggler gets a title match +++ The female Shield makes their first appearance +++ Cesaro doesn’t speak Loser +++ I’ve got a déjà vu about the main event match +++ I need 30min Dean Ambrose promos in my life

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“Anyway, you didn’t have a choice. I would have shown up in Boston anyway. How do I make that clear? I would have just go ahead walking up that ladder after pummeling Seth Rollins half to death, grab that briefcase, take it to downtown Boston, sell it at a pawnshop, if they didn’t go ahead to just put me in that match. So, that’s what’s best for business. Smart decision by Triple H. You know what’s the bad decision by Triple H? Getting on my bad side and making an enemy for life of Dean Ambrose. I’ve never liked Triple H. You know, I have had respect for him as a competitor. But I never liked him. He was in Evolution; I was in The Shield, you know. But now, he’s got an enemy for life. Seth Rollins has an enemy for life. And that’s bad. Your life changes when I am your enemy. And it’s just gonna keep getting worse for them. I’M GOING TO MONEY IN THE BANK, TOM! How’s Triple H gonna to explain this? How’s Triple H gonna to explain to the WWE Universe? There’s investors! How’s Triple H gonna to explain to his wife, that scumbag Dean Ambrose is holding a contract for the World Heavyweight Championship shot? God, that really looks bad for the company, doesn’t it? I’m sure he’ll figure it out cause he’s our boss. And he knows what’s best for business.” –DEAN AMBROSE.
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Payback 14/06/01: WWE recreates the beating scene from “Lawrence of Arabia” -OR- Of course there isn’t any title change on a PPV

Cesaro beats himself with the Cesaro swing +++ Goldust needs to find himself a new brother +++ Once again Rusev wins way under five minutes +++ Kofi Kingston isn’t even a low carder anymore +++ Wade Barrett promotes the English football / soccer team +++ Stephanie McMahon mentions CM Punk by name +++ Super Cena literally buries Bray Wyatt +++ Alicia Fox slows down within her madness +++ Three separate screens for Shield vs Evolution would have been necessary.

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Smackdown 14/05/30: It’s like Dean Ambrose had never held the United States title -OR- Paul Heyman is just an advocate

This is going to be one unusual review of Smackdown. It will be very short, it will include a short prediction for Payback and there will be just a huge rant. Well, the last one won’t be very surprising for every regular reader of this blog section. But sometimes I also tried to be funny. Since I haven’t got much time left, here are my predictions for the outcome of the matches at Payback (the winner is written in capitals / red are the actual results):

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RAW 14/05/26: I had almost forgotten that Dean Ambrose and Adam Rose have the same finisher

Stephanie fires Brad Maddox +++ Wade Barrett is like school in summer +++ Summer Rae has taken over from AJ Lee as the hysterical psycho bitch +++ Hornswoggle versus El Torito continues +++ Jerry Lawler is getting involved to keep Super Cena face +++ Damien Sandow has to sport just another gimmick +++ Nobody touches Adam Rose’s lemon without punishment +++ Sheamus versus Cesaro is getting really ugly +++ Dean Ambrose makes a comedy show from a simple contract signing

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