SmackDown 14/10/31: Cesaro not only is the great pumpkin but also one half of the funniest match I’ve seen this year

While Dean Ambrose was in Shakespearean mood, Bray Wyatt tried to make his mind up and get his message over. But he still speaks in riddles. And Dean Ambrose prefers to play with pumpkins, skeletons, brooms and Halloween candy.

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SmackDown 14/08/15: Dean Ambrose still loved Seth Rollins but definitely not anymore after tonight

Dean Ambrose is going to be a movie-star +++ This is awesome +++ Seth Rollins breaks Dean Ambrose’s heart +++ Kane knows what’s best for business +++ Eva Marie loses some extensions +++ Bo Dallas is inspirational at making excuses +++ Roman Reigns apparently has a weak spot

"Ambrose, this Sunday at SummerSlam, you and I finally go one-on-one in a Lumberjack match. A match of your choosing, by the way. A match where twenty other WWE superstars, who probably don't like us very much, are gonna surround the ring and ensure that if either of us tries to run or hide, say in a birthday present or in a trunk of a car, the moment that person steps through those ropes, one or all of those lumberjacks will throw them right back in the ring. -[praying gesture by DA to ensure SR that this is exactly what he's hoping for]- This Sunday I will prove to you and to the entire WWE Universe what I have known all along: I am the future of this company and I am better than you. I am better than some Lunatic Fringe who doesn't give a damn about his physical well-being. I am better than some bipolar nutjob who should be locked away. I am better than some hellcat with rabies who was never my friend, who was never my brother, and who I never gave a damn about in the first place." --SETH ROLLINS.
“Ambrose, this Sunday at SummerSlam, you and I finally go one-on-one in a Lumberjack match. A match of your choosing, by the way. A match where twenty other WWE superstars, who probably don’t like us very much, are gonna surround the ring and ensure that if either of us tries to run or hide, say in a birthday present or in a trunk of a car, the moment that person steps through those ropes, one or all of those lumberjacks will throw them right back in the ring. -[praying gesture by DA to ensure SR that this is exactly what he’s hoping for]- This Sunday I will prove to you and to the entire WWE Universe what I have known all along: I am the future of this company and I am better than you. I am better than some Lunatic Fringe who doesn’t give a damn about his physical well-being. I am better than some bipolar nutjob who should be locked away. I am better than some hellcat with rabies who was never my friend, who was never my brother, and who I never gave a damn about in the first place.” –SETH ROLLINS.

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SmackDown 14/08/08: Dean Ambrose gets back what he did to Seth Rollins’ briefcase

It’s a Lumberjack match +++ The Superlatives +++ Damien Sandow is Mr Border Patrol +++ Who is the most sadistic Superstar of WWE? +++ Y2J has got the whole (WWE) universe in his hands +++ The soda stealing continues

“On Monday night RAW, The Authority thought they held all the cards. They thought they had their little “Beat the Clock” challenge in the bag. They thought they have a full proofed plan B but The Authority hasn’t figured out, you can’t plan for Dean Ambrose. And since I outsmarted The Architect, I get to choose the stipulation for my match at SummerSlam… against my friend, my buddy, my pal, my brother, Seth Rollins, I have had all week to think about this and I got a lot of options here. Tell me what you think of them. Alright, I was thinking of maybe “JBL’s cowboy hat on a pole match”, ‘Coal miner’s glove match”; maybe I looked into maybe getting some alligators to surround the ring but the logistics of that just didn’t really work out. We can have a “Sumo wrestling match”, a “boxing match”, we can forgo the whole match altogether and just fight in the parking lot but we already did that. “Good house keeping match”. Oh! We can have a “Loser has to wash Triple H’s car match”, but I’m pretty sure Seth Rollins already does that so, that’s off the table.” --DEAN AMBROSE.
“On Monday night RAW, The Authority thought they held all the cards. They thought they had their little “Beat the Clock” challenge in the bag. They thought they have a full proofed plan B but The Authority hasn’t figured out, you can’t plan for Dean Ambrose. And since I outsmarted The Architect, I get to choose the stipulation for my match at SummerSlam… against my friend, my buddy, my pal, my brother, Seth Rollins, I have had all week to think about this and I got a lot of options here. Tell me what you think of them. Alright, I was thinking of maybe “JBL’s cowboy hat on a pole match”, ‘Coal miner’s glove match”; maybe I looked into maybe getting some alligators to surround the ring but the logistics of that just didn’t really work out. We can have a “Sumo wrestling match”, a “boxing match”, we can forgo the whole match altogether and just fight in the parking lot but we already did that. “Good house keeping match”. Oh! We can have a “Loser has to wash Triple H’s car match”, but I’m pretty sure Seth Rollins already does that so, that’s off the table.” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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SmackDown 14/08/01: Dean Ambrose ain’t crazy, and he ain’t stupid, and Seth Rollins is gonna need one of Kane’s masks

Whose stupid idea was it to change Cesaro’s entrance music? +++ Bo Dallas just started another inspirational streak +++ Trash talking Paige is best for business +++ What’s in your back pocket, Dean? +++ Y2J can’t look the interviewer in the eye +++ Where was Damien Sandow as Adam Rose?

“So, Seth Rollins probably thinks, he’s pretty save tonight. Oh, bad, because he brought along his chaperone, Uncle Kane, to face me in a two-on-one handicap match. I’m sure, Triple H thinks this is pretty funny. It’s probably his idea, because all The Authority does is to place obstacles in front of me to protect their precious investment darling little Seth Rollins. Kane, you are a demon. But I know a thing or two about demons. I ain’t crazy. And I ain’t stupid. I know exactly what I’m dealing with tonight. And I wanna go though it. I wanna go through you to get to Seth Rollins. And when I get to Seth Rollins, no man, no demon, nothing else is gonna able to pull me off. Kane, I hope you brought two of those masks with you tonight because when I’m done with Seth Rollins’ face, he’s gonna need one.” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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SmackDown 14/07/25: Was it an earthquake? Was it a hurricane? No, it was Dean Ambrose vs. Cesaro, part 2

There is nothing worse than Mizzz TV +++ After not even a minute Cesaro bleeds from the head +++ For a second I hoped that Dean Ambrose would beat up JBL +++ The Pendulum Lariat still isn’t a clothesline +++ Cesaro loves Kendo sticks / Dean Ambrose loves chairs +++ Cesaro loves to sell his bad loser gimmick +++ Seth Rollins wants Dean Ambrose to stay down +++ Paige wants to be friends with anyone to beat them up +++ Apparently Triple H bailed Stephanie out of jail

“You can do this all night, Cesaro!” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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SmackDown 14/07/18: Dean Ambrose demotes Randy Orton to a goon of The Authority -OR- Seth Rollins contradicts himself in one sentence

Spaghetti Hair still isn’t for me +++ Seth Rollins should be scared of Dean Ambrose +++ Stardust & Goldust have read my novel +++ After all those years Luke Harper might need a new tank top +++ There should be a Flag Swinging Contest +++ What about Rollins’ knee?

"All I've heard for the last two years, Seth Rollins is the smart one, Seth is the architect of The Shield. Look at the big brain on Seth. And Seth is smart. Seth is smart enough to know that he couldn't beat me down by himself on Monday night. So, he had his buddies, Randy Orton and Kane, two more Authority goons help him out. And certainly they put me in the hospital. But if you thought for one second that their little three-on-one attack was gonna keep me from being here tonight - more importantly keep me from destroying you Sunday at Battleground - then, genius, you're not as smart as you think you are. So, I ask you this one more time: Is that all you've got? Is that all The Authority has got? That's not a rhetorical question. I plan to find out! So, let's not wait until Sunday! Get out here and let's do this right now!
“All I’ve heard for the last two years, Seth Rollins is the smart one, Seth is the architect of The Shield. Look at the big brain on Seth. And Seth is smart. Seth is smart enough to know that he couldn’t beat me down by himself on Monday night. So, he had his buddies, Randy Orton and Kane, two more Authority goons help him out. And certainly they put me in the hospital. But if you thought for one second that their little three-on-one attack was gonna keep me from being here tonight – more importantly keep me from destroying you Sunday at Battleground – then, genius, you’re not as smart as you think you are. So, I ask you this one more time: Is that all you’ve got? Is that all The Authority has got? That’s not a rhetorical question. I plan to find out! So, let’s not wait until Sunday! Get out here and let’s do this right now!” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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SmackDown 14/07/04: Just because Dean Ambrose being crazy is a gift to mankind doesn’t mean it works for everybody

No word once again that Dean Ambrose ever held the United States championship title +++ Seth Rollins fanboys on Dean Ambrose +++ What are Stardust and Goldust talking about? +++ Chris Jericho wants to be crazy +++ Cesaro is on some kind of a mission +++ Damien Sandow is Bruce “The Boss” Springsteen +++ Dean Ambrose is crazy but fun to watch

"You're delusional, Rollins. You're talking crazy. Do you really think you're gonna get your hands on those titles? No! No, not when I'm around. I've warned you: no matter where you are; no matter what you do; no matter how much of a plan you and your sugar daddy, Triple H, can cut, I'm gonna be there - every time. I mean, hey, how did your little championship coronation play out for you last Monday?" --DEAN AMBROSE.
“You’re delusional, Rollins. You’re talking crazy. Do you really think you’re gonna get your hands on those titles? No! No, not when I’m around. I’ve warned you: no matter where you are; no matter what you do; no matter how much of a plan you and your sugar daddy, Triple H, can cut, I’m gonna be there – every time. I mean, hey, how did your little championship coronation play out for you last Monday?” –DEAN AMBROSE.
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