Stephanie fires Brad Maddox +++ Wade Barrett is like school in summer +++ Summer Rae has taken over from AJ Lee as the hysterical psycho bitch +++ Hornswoggle versus El Torito continues +++ Jerry Lawler is getting involved to keep Super Cena face +++ Damien Sandow has to sport just another gimmick +++ Nobody touches Adam Rose’s lemon without punishment +++ Sheamus versus Cesaro is getting really ugly +++ Dean Ambrose makes a comedy show from a simple contract signing
Two boys with bicycles in the blurry background. A man chasing a woman in the foreground. Some cars. More bicycles. And lots of rain. This is the scenario for this writing competition. Where are these boys coming from? What are they going to? Are man and woman related? What will happen to them? Are these two different stories or are these two groups of people connected? And one very important question: will this rain ever stop?
Now after this match of The Shield vs. The Wyatts that was more or less dominated by Dean Ambrose I hope that most people have finally realized how good he really is. Like I indicated in the headline most people probably thought that he was just selling being hurt in this promo after the match. But it wouldn’t have made sense for him to give up on his lines to advice Rollins and Reigns that they should take over. Most recently he once again was the leading man in The Shield’s promos and being the main man in this match getting the win over Erick Rowan it was just logical that he would also be the main man during that promo.
[the above shown GIF set is brought to you by cherrypie-yeahh] || I think, I can manage to make this a shorter article than usual. Well, I need to. And there is hardly anything notable to write about the latest edition of RAW, isn’t it? We got a poll on who of The Shield should wrestle Kane this evening and we all know that these polls are fake. But still Michael Cole kept telling us that “WE”, the WWE Universe, had the actual choice to vote (he indeed meant it, I think). When this poll came up I instantly knew that it would be Roman Reigns given he’s the one the WWE wants to be the next star of their company. But the outcome of the voting actually was ridiculous: 11% for Seth Rollins, 9% for Dean Ambrose, and a whopping 80% for Roman Reigns (at least the WWE got the sum of 100% correctly this time). I’m not at all mad about the outcome of that poll because it was pretty clear that WWE wanted this match. But do you really think that so many fans wanted this match?
Because at last night’s RAW it was a subject again I did some research on Dean Ambrose’s title defenses (basically on OnlineWorldofWrestling). Like JBL once again mumbled that he would never defend his United States Championship belt. On May 19, 2013 at Extreme Rules Dean Ambrose defeated WWE United States champion Kofi Kingston to win the title. And that was followed by these (to date) 25 title defenses:
At first I wanted to come up with a more personal entry here. Basically what watching wrestling does mean to me (again) and especially why I like to watch Dean Ambrose. But now, since he has to defend his title against Mark Henry again in slightly more than two hours (and most certainly will lose it after his to date 296 days long reign) I don’t want to make this too long. I couldn’t start to write this piece much earlier because I was stuck a bit within my other writing project because of some distraction that had much to do with Dean Ambrose. Like I said: it’s a personal issue (not with Dean Ambrose but with part of my family) that would need further explanation and I just don’t have the time right now. Just watch this video and you already might get an idea:
Did I ever mention that I hate headlines? On the other side of the coin I love them – hugely depends on if they instantly pop into my mind or if I have to think about them for hours. Mostly I get the best headlines written when I’m angry / confused / irritated or extremely happy. Yesterday I was both. Sounds slightly psychotic to you? Then just keep reading!