SummerSlam: Predictions

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My expectations for this show are exorbitant! I’m telling you. One of the reasons is that I’ll watch it live and go to work just two hours later. So, me basically putting myself in some sort of a jet lag needs to be worth it. Much will depend on Dean Ambrose vs Seth Rollins and I hope it is scheduled for as late as possible. On paper, most matches look interesting but most importantly are unique and not done already for a couple of times. This really could be a great PPV. After the disappointment that was Battleground, improvement isn’t very hard this time anyway.

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Superstars 14/08/07: Dean Ambrose pushes Heath Slater

My first time +++ Cameron’s gimmick is Britney from the 90’s +++ Reviews, baby! +++ The White Sunshine & The Black Grumpy Cat +++ Some rants on the United States Championship +++ Sheamus is intense +++ Dean Ambrose loves alligators

“Yeah, but I went to war with Alberto Del Rio for over fifteen minutes. The Authority probably thought they had that one in the bag. Seth Rollins probably thought he had it in the bag. But what they didn’t count on was the dynamo, the world beater, the juggernaut that is Heath Slater. That must have been a tough one for them to swallow. Unfortunately now we head to SummerSlam where the moral nexus of the universe will be set back on its course. And I’ll beat Seth Rollins to a pulp!” -[Any idea what’s the stipulation you would like to choose?]- “Well, I had been talking to an alligator guy in L.A. about maybe getting some alligators to surround the ring but the logistics, and everything of that didn’t really work out so I’m going to keep sitting on it and thinking about it and you’ll find out this Friday night on SmackDown.” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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RAW 14/08/04: You can watch Dean Ambrose cooking The Stuffed Briefcase on the WWE Network for only 9.99 or on YouTube for free

9.99 +++ Worst possible match type for Kane vs Reigns +++ Damien Sandow is a Boomer Sooner +++ The Tornado DDT should be Dean Ambrose’s finisher +++ Lana is Marilyn Monroe +++ Cesaro is a jobber’s jobber +++ Chris Jericho vs Luke Harper could have been a good match +++ I refuse to say anything about Layla & El Torito +++ Cooking with Dean Ambrose +++ For the first time CM Punk chants are used correctly

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SmackDown 14/08/01: Dean Ambrose ain’t crazy, and he ain’t stupid, and Seth Rollins is gonna need one of Kane’s masks

Whose stupid idea was it to change Cesaro’s entrance music? +++ Bo Dallas just started another inspirational streak +++ Trash talking Paige is best for business +++ What’s in your back pocket, Dean? +++ Y2J can’t look the interviewer in the eye +++ Where was Damien Sandow as Adam Rose?

“So, Seth Rollins probably thinks, he’s pretty save tonight. Oh, bad, because he brought along his chaperone, Uncle Kane, to face me in a two-on-one handicap match. I’m sure, Triple H thinks this is pretty funny. It’s probably his idea, because all The Authority does is to place obstacles in front of me to protect their precious investment darling little Seth Rollins. Kane, you are a demon. But I know a thing or two about demons. I ain’t crazy. And I ain’t stupid. I know exactly what I’m dealing with tonight. And I wanna go though it. I wanna go through you to get to Seth Rollins. And when I get to Seth Rollins, no man, no demon, nothing else is gonna able to pull me off. Kane, I hope you brought two of those masks with you tonight because when I’m done with Seth Rollins’ face, he’s gonna need one.” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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Battleground: Predictions

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The next PPV is rolling on and I’m doing just another preview. By now you already know perhaps that I really suck at predictions. Usually because I create my own storylines in my mind that will never happen but somehow that influence me thinking about the outcome of certain matches. The good thing is that even creatives, not to mention the wrestlers themselves, often don’t know until five minutes before a match, who is going to win. Take this here as just another possible storyline in an alternate dimension. It might not happen here but maybe somewhere else.

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RAW 14/07/14: Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins are made to sell injuries at Battleground so they can’t overshadow the Fatal-4-Way match

Prologue +++ Operation ‘Screw The Authority’ hits back +++ The slightly embarrassing rest +++ The parts I don’t want to talk about +++ Epilogue

"Guys, guys! Guys... I understand all of your testosterone driven competitiveness that's going on right now. But enough of this whole prettiest-girl-at-the-dance argument routine you got going on, okay? Cause we're not dancing tonight, boys, we're fighting. We've got a six-man-tag against Kane, Randy Orton and Triple H's little bad boy Seth Rollins. Now, the Authority always has a plan. But tonight, I got a plan of my own. It's called 'Operation Screw The Authority' and it starts when you two stop arguing, we get together and kick their asses." --DEAN AMBROSE.
“Guys, guys! Guys… I understand all of your testosterone driven competitiveness that’s going on right now. But enough of this whole prettiest-girl-at-the-dance argument routine you got going on, okay? Cause we’re not dancing tonight, boys, we’re fighting. We’ve got a six-man-tag against Kane, Randy Orton and Triple H’s little bad boy Seth Rollins. Now, the Authority always has a plan. But tonight, I got a plan of my own. It’s called ‘Operation Screw The Authority’ and it starts when you two stop arguing, we get together and kick their asses.” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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SmackDown 14/07/04: Just because Dean Ambrose being crazy is a gift to mankind doesn’t mean it works for everybody

No word once again that Dean Ambrose ever held the United States championship title +++ Seth Rollins fanboys on Dean Ambrose +++ What are Stardust and Goldust talking about? +++ Chris Jericho wants to be crazy +++ Cesaro is on some kind of a mission +++ Damien Sandow is Bruce “The Boss” Springsteen +++ Dean Ambrose is crazy but fun to watch

"You're delusional, Rollins. You're talking crazy. Do you really think you're gonna get your hands on those titles? No! No, not when I'm around. I've warned you: no matter where you are; no matter what you do; no matter how much of a plan you and your sugar daddy, Triple H, can cut, I'm gonna be there - every time. I mean, hey, how did your little championship coronation play out for you last Monday?" --DEAN AMBROSE.
“You’re delusional, Rollins. You’re talking crazy. Do you really think you’re gonna get your hands on those titles? No! No, not when I’m around. I’ve warned you: no matter where you are; no matter what you do; no matter how much of a plan you and your sugar daddy, Triple H, can cut, I’m gonna be there – every time. I mean, hey, how did your little championship coronation play out for you last Monday?” –DEAN AMBROSE.
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