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SmackDown 14/11/21: Dean Ambrose has got this special variation and rhythm in his speaking that keeps me listening the same amount I keep reading texts of Thomas Bernhard

Every time Dean Ambrose is allowed to speak just a little longer my intensity of listening grows and when he’s finally finished talking sometimes I don’t even realize. It’s not only his voice that is unique, it’s also his style, variation and rhythm that just keeps you praying that you won’t miss one single word.

"I'm obviously not your average run-of-the-mill WWE Superstar to walk down that aisle. They say, I have quirks and eccentricities, and they'll try to tell you that I have a screw loose or something, and that's fine, you can say whatever you want about me, I don't care. 'Cause if I've proven anything, it's that I am a survivor and I will continue to survive and thrive in WWE, no matter who or what stands in my way. Let me tell you a little story, a story about when I was a young boy. My mother hands me a twenty dollar bill, she says, walk down to the store, get me a pack of cigarettes, some scratch-off lottery tickets. So I'm walking down the street and I run into a group of older guys, and they want to know what I got on me. And they rough me up pretty good, and they take my twenty dollar bill. I'm going home to my mum empty handed. I tell her what happened. She opens up a drawer; she pulls out a pair of brass knuckles; she hands them to me and she says, well, don't ever let it happen again. These brass knuckles are your survival kit. And I carry a survival kit with me everywhere I go to this day. My hands, my feet, my knees, my elbows, my head, my teeth... I'm a walking, talking survival kit and I will bite, scratch, claw, punch and kick – whatever it takes. At 'Survivor Series', I'm gonna break Bray Wyatt's nose and his teeth, he's never gonna wanna open his mouth again. I'm gonna take this fist, I'm gonna bounce it off his skull over and over and over, and I'm not gonna stop until both his eyes are swollen shut and my knuckles are bleeding. If Bray Wyatt wants to survive, all he needs in his survival kit is the ability to run. Run and hide, hide in the shadows. Run, back to the woods, or whatever it is you say you came from. Bray Wyatt said a lot of things about me, about my dad, about my past and a lot of it's true, so what? Yeah, he got under my skin just a little bit, and that's only bad for him because Bray Wyatt, you're not talking to some scared lonely child, you're talking to a grown man. And now I am the hunter, and you are the prey. At 'Survivor Series', you will be stalked, tormented and ultimately, you will be put down." --DEAN AMBROSE.

“I’m obviously not your average run-of-the-mill WWE Superstar to walk down that aisle. They say, I have quirks and eccentricities, and they’ll try to tell you that I have a screw loose or something, and that’s fine, you can say whatever you want about me, I don’t care. ‘Cause if I’ve proven anything, it’s that I am a survivor and I will continue to survive and thrive in WWE, no matter who or what stands in my way. Let me tell you a little story, a story about when I was a young boy. My mother hands me a twenty dollar bill, she says, walk down to the store, get me a pack of cigarettes, some scratch-off lottery tickets. So I’m walking down the street and I run into a group of older guys, and they want to know what I got on me. And they rough me up pretty good, and they take my twenty dollar bill. I’m going home to my mum empty handed. I tell her what happened. She opens up a drawer; she pulls out a pair of brass knuckles; she hands them to me and she says, well, don’t ever let it happen again. These brass knuckles are your survival kit. And I carry a survival kit with me everywhere I go to this day. My hands, my feet, my knees, my elbows, my head, my teeth… I’m a walking, talking survival kit and I will bite, scratch, claw, punch and kick – whatever it takes. At ‘Survivor Series’, I’m gonna break Bray Wyatt’s nose and his teeth, he’s never gonna wanna open his mouth again. I’m gonna take this fist, I’m gonna bounce it off his skull over and over and over, and I’m not gonna stop until both his eyes are swollen shut and my knuckles are bleeding. If Bray Wyatt wants to survive, all he needs in his survival kit is the ability to run. Run and hide, hide in the shadows. Run, back to the woods, or whatever it is you say you came from. Bray Wyatt said a lot of things about me, about my dad, about my past and a lot of it’s true, so what? Yeah, he got under my skin just a little bit, and that’s only bad for him because Bray Wyatt, you’re not talking to some scared lonely child, you’re talking to a grown man. And now I am the hunter, and you are the prey. At ‘Survivor Series’, you will be stalked, tormented and ultimately, you will be put down.” –DEAN AMBROSE.


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RAW 14/11/17: Dean Ambrose isn’t coming in peace, he wants pieces of Bray Wyatt

Bray Wyatt continues to chew on all of our ears and as of right now I’m that thirsting for any Dean Ambrose match that I would probably satisfied with just a decent match between him and Bray Wyatt at Survivor Series.

“Hey, is this thing on? Hello? Is this thing on? Bray! Bray, you don't need to babble, man. You can stop talking. I heard you the first time at 'Hell In A Cell', I heard you the night after and the night after. I certainly heard you loud and clear at 'SmackDown', every long winded, meandering, rambling word that comes out of your mouth. I hear all of them. And it's like nails on a chalkboard to me. And I can't stand it anymore. But I'm really trying to see things your way, man. I really am. After all, Bray Wyatt said he wants to help me. He wants to save me. Why else would you be trying to dig out bones from my past, trying to get inside of my head? Certainly not because you think it can give you an edge at 'Survivor Series'. Certainly not because you think I care. Maybe Bray Wyatt is not such a bad guy after all. Maybe I can learn something from Bray Wyatt. In fact, today I learned a little spooky magic trick of my own. I'm gonna teach it to you right now, bonehead. It's called... 'video recording'. I'm not even really here right now because I recorded this message on my buddy's cellphone earlier today. And I'm out in the arena right now. Bray... run.--[DA jumps inside ring, beats up BW; BW flees the ring]“As you can see, I don't need any saving. At 'Survivor Series', Bray Wyatt, you need to just worry about saving yourself!” --DEAN AMBROSE.

“Hey, is this thing on? Hello? Is this thing on? Bray! Bray, you don’t need to babble, man. You can stop talking. I heard you the first time at ‘Hell In A Cell’, I heard you the night after and the night after. I certainly heard you loud and clear at ‘SmackDown’, every long winded, meandering, rambling word that comes out of your mouth. I hear all of them. And it’s like nails on a chalkboard to me. And I can’t stand it anymore. But I’m really trying to see things your way, man. I really am. After all, Bray Wyatt said he wants to help me. He wants to save me. Why else would you be trying to dig out bones from my past, trying to get inside of my head? Certainly not because you think it can give you an edge at ‘Survivor Series’. Certainly not because you think I care. Maybe Bray Wyatt is not such a bad guy after all. Maybe I can learn something from Bray Wyatt. In fact, today I learned a little spooky magic trick of my own. I’m gonna teach it to you right now, bonehead. It’s called… ‘video recording’. I’m not even really here right now because I recorded this message on my buddy’s cellphone earlier today. And I’m out in the arena right now. Bray… run.
–[DA jumps inside ring, beats up BW; BW flees the ring]
“As you can see, I don’t need any saving. At ‘Survivor Series’, Bray Wyatt, you need to just worry about saving yourself!” –DEAN AMBROSE.


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SmackDown 14/11/14: Dean Ambrose vs Bray Wyatt finally starts to get interesting

This time I have seen the whole show of SmackDown plus even the dark main event but like it is some good old tradition already, I’ll keep my focus on the Dean Ambrose vs Bray Wyatt feud because this is getting really interesting now and needs a few more words.

"Bray Wyatt playing games. I'm sick of games. I'm sick of this crap. If Bray Wyatt is gonna get inside of my head, he's gonna regret it." --DEAN AMBROSE.

“Bray Wyatt playing games. I’m sick of games. I’m sick of this crap. If Bray Wyatt is gonna get inside of my head, he’s gonna regret it.” –DEAN AMBROSE.


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Main Event 14/11/11: Dean Ambrose wants to give Bray Wyatt some family counseling by knocking out his teeth

Dean Ambrose wasn’t live on RAW but he was sure busy on the second day in Liverpool. His journey through this show started with closing Main Event.

"Bray Wyatt says there's a special place in hell for people like us. Maybe he's right. I don't care. I'm not afraid. Bray Wyatt's playing games. I don't play games. This isn't a game to me. This is my life. Bray Wyatt said he wants to fix me. Bray Wyatt says he wants to make me whole again. Whatever, man. When you start poking and prodding me, people start getting their teeth knocked out. So at Survivor Series, Bray Wyatt will get everything that he wants in this ring and I will give Bray Wyatt some family counseling." --DEAN AMBROSE.

“Bray Wyatt says there’s a special place in hell for people like us. Maybe he’s right. I don’t care. I’m not afraid. Bray Wyatt’s playing games. I don’t play games. This isn’t a game to me. This is my life. Bray Wyatt said he wants to fix me. Bray Wyatt said he wants to make me whole again. Whatever, man. When you start poking and prodding at me, people start getting their teeth knocked out. So, on Survivor Series, Bray Wyatt will get everything that he wants in this ring and I will give Bray Wyatt a little family counseling.” –DEAN AMBROSE.


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RAW 14/11/10: William Regal is everybody’s darling on the app while Dean Ambrose doesn’t want to be anybody’s hero from a dark closet

The European Tour of the WWE always means that William Regal is involved in some way. It also means that not all wrestlers who are usually part of RAW and SmackDown have to be there because of house show duties somewhere else. But at least, we got a pre-filmed backstage promo from Dean Ambrose. So, yeah, a pre-filmed promo and a short interview on the WWE App are my highlights from this show. Continue reading or just run away now.

"Yeah... yeah, I made a lot more enemies than friends in my career. I got a rap sheet a mile long in this business. You wanna call me a sinner? That's fine. Fine with sinner. I've done a lot of dirty, despicable things to a lot of people and I don't apologize for any of it. I'm not trying to be anybody's hero. You wanna drag up old skeletons... you wanna talk about demons? I don't know anything about it. Everytime I step into the ring, I'm fighting demons and ghosts. They're a lot scarier than Bray Wyatt. But if I can say one thing for myself, I don't hide from any of it. The Authority couldn't put me out of my misery; Bray Wyatt sure as hell isn't gonna put me out of my misery. I'm not gonna give him the satisfaction. When I go down, I'm gonna self destruct gloriously. I'm going down hard. And if Bray Wyatt wants to go down with me, then I hope he's right. I hope there's a special place in hell for the both of us." --DEAN AMBROSE.

“Yeah… yeah, I made a lot more enemies than friends in my career. I got a rap sheet a mile long in this business. You wanna call me a sinner? That’s fine. Fine with sinner. I’ve done a lot of dirty, despicable things to a lot of people and I don’t apologize for any of it. I’m not trying to be anybody’s hero. You wanna drag up old skeletons… you wanna talk about demons? I don’t know anything about it. Everytime I step into the ring, I’m fighting demons and ghosts. They’re a lot scarier than Bray Wyatt. But if I can say one thing for myself, I don’t hide from any of it. The Authority couldn’t put me out of my misery; Bray Wyatt sure as hell isn’t gonna put me out of my misery. I’m not gonna give him the satisfaction. When I go down, I’m gonna self destruct gloriously. I’m going down hard. And if Bray Wyatt wants to go down with me, then I hope he’s right. I hope there’s a special place in hell for the both of us.” –DEAN AMBROSE.


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SmackDown 14/11/07: Dean Ambrose philosophizes about sense and sensibility of wrestling

After one week waiting for the big secret of some sins of Dean Ambrose and a certain “she”, who is supposedly still crying for him, we now got a very different story. Apparently there is a bit too much of Dean Ambrose going on in the mind of Bray Wyatt that he likes to tell us. He is most certainly a man possessed.

“I don't know, Christian, you tell me. You've been doing this a long time. Why is anybody go after anybody? Why is anybody have a target on their back? Usually because they have something people wanna take away. And that's the interesting part: I don't have anything to take away. Bray Wyatt doesn't wanna have a Championship from me or anything like that. So, what does he want? See, I think Bray Wyatt wants to play mind games with people who can't handle the volume being turned up just a little bit. He's a manipulator who prays on weak minded people. Unfortunately for Bray Wyatt my mind is a very dangerous place to be. Bray Wyatt thinks he knows me. And he doesn't. Nobody knows me. See, I can play games, too. You know, why I do this, Christian? You know why I do this? 'Cause it's fun. I like danger. I like fighting. I like adrenaline. I like riding the edge of a lightning bolt. I get a sick thrill from pulling my broken body up off the mat. And spitting blood and teeth and throwing more punches. And I'm not scared to go down any dark alley with Bray Wyatt.” – DEAN AMBROSE.

“I don’t know, Christian, you tell me. You’ve been doing this a long time. Why is anybody go after anybody? Why is anybody have a target on their back? Usually because they have something people wanna take away. And that’s the interesting part: I don’t have anything to take away. Bray Wyatt doesn’t wanna have a Championship from me or anything like that. So, what does he want? See, I think Bray Wyatt wants to play mind games with people who can’t handle the volume being turned up just a little bit. He’s a manipulator who prays on weak minded people. Unfortunately for Bray Wyatt my mind is a very dangerous place to be. Bray Wyatt thinks he knows me. And he doesn’t. Nobody knows me. See, I can play games, too. You know, why I do this, Christian? You know why I do this? ‘Cause it’s fun. I like danger. I like fighting. I like adrenaline. I like riding the edge of a lightning bolt. I get a sick thrill from pulling my broken body up off the mat. And spitting blood and teeth and throwing more punches. And I’m not scared to go down any dark alley with Bray Wyatt.” – DEAN AMBROSE.


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RAW 14/11/03: Dean Ambrose not only wants to taste Cesaro’s head but also his fingers

This RAW episode was disappointing but you could have expected something like that. We were teased since Friday that Bray Wyatt would reveal a secret about Dean Ambrose but nothing happened on Monday. Both men didn’t even talk to each other which is strange because I personally had expected a reply by Dean Ambrose on the lengthy promo by Bray Wyatt on Friday. If WWE can teach you anything than it’s “don’t expect anything – you only get disappointed”.

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