At least Damien Sandow is an entertaining stunt double +++ Cesaro is the #1 contender… again +++ Seth Rollins is happy that Dean Ambrose is back +++ Layla is awesome +++ WWE referees are blind
Bunnies can’t talk +++ Mark Henry turns heel and back face within a few minutes +++ Kofi Kingston still doesn’t bolieve +++ With the right people involved Miz TV can be very entertaining
— (…) Your skull was put into a pile of concrete what should’ve shattered your entire head. But somehow you just walked away from it.
“A normal person doesn’t walk away from that. But I’m not a normal person. I’m Dean Ambrose. I might go down. But I don’t stay down. And you may not think that right now but The Authority has picked a fight that they can’t win.”
– (…) What I wanna know is, I want the breaking news. You can trust me. How did you get out of the room? Did you blow it up? Did you have an accomplice? Give me the scoop. Talk to me. How did you get out? How did you pull it off?
“It’s simple. There was a back door.”
– A back door… that’s… That’s cheap. Thanks. That’s the big scoop? That’s… that’s it?
“Yeah. I’m sorry but The Authority put me in a room with two doors. I mean, I’m not Houdini, you know. Sorry, if you feel cheated.”
– Cheated? Oh, you think this makes me feel cheated? You think this is me being cheated? No, no, no, no, no! What happened on Monday Night Raw, that is The Miz getting cheated because Dolph Ziggler cheated to take my Intercontinental Championship. He cheated! He grabbed the tights! You saw it! They saw it! Dolph Ziggler knows it! The referee saw it! I will start a petition, a petition to The Authority! That is being cheated! That is what cheating is all about! Do you hear me?! Do you get it to your thick skull?! Do you understand?!! Huh?!! Do you get it…
“Thank you, Miz, you’ve been a great host. We see you next time on Miz TV!” –THE MIZ / DEAN AMBROSE.
Dean Ambrose likes being stomped through cinder blocks +++ Damien Sandow isn’t a very useful stunt double +++ Dean Ambrose is being held in Authority lockdown +++ No entrance for Cesaro +++ The Bunny is a serious competitor +++ Dean Ambrose miraculously comes out of the closet
“I’m not dead! Far from it. In fact, the WWE’s ugly stepchild is back. Ever since what happened to me last time you saw me I’ve been a little messed up in the head. I’ve been a little loopy. I’ve been replaying the incident over and over in my mind again and again. And the more I think about it I can appreciate the creativity of ganging up on me two-on-one and stomping my head through cinder blocks. That was pretty cool. In fact, let’s take a look at it again. Let’s take a look at it one more time. Just for me.”
–[replay of Seth Rollins stomping Dean Ambrose's head through cinder blocks]–
“There it was. I gotta admit: I’m kinda flattered that The Authority would go to such great lengths to get rid of me. You know, it all kinda makes me feel special. But I’m not dead. I’m not satisfied. And I can hold a grudge. And I’m sick of The Authority protecting their little golden child Seth Rollins. I’m gonna getting sick of The Authority all together. So, tonight I am The Authority. And I am not leaving this ring until I get my hands on Seth Rollins because I never get tired of punching Seth Rollins in the face.”
–[the mic goes flying; a chair makes its way into the ring; impatient sit-in; Cena comes out]–
“I’m gonna be real honest with you here, John. I’m really, really, really unbothered. I really don’t like the fact that you’re standing in the ring with me right now. You’re flying real close to a plane here, brother… John… don’t give me a reason to not like you.”
–[Cena explains similar agenda]–
“I warned you once. Don’t get in my way.” –DEAN AMBROSE.
It was about time +++ European brawling +++ Careful with that stuntman, Miz! +++ Officer Shaw is serving justice +++ Russia can not be defeated +++ Chris Jericho is the best at what he has no idea +++ Nikki Bella is DM Punk +++ Seth Rollins rather wants to be killed by Brock Lesnar than haunted by Dean Ambrose
Titus O’Neil wants to make a statement +++ Emma is back +++ The Ascension kills Hideo Itami +++ The current music of Dean Ambrose would be more fitting for Baron Corbin +++ Sami Zayn and Adrian Neville have got some disagreements
“Now, gentlemen, please. This is a fighting show, not a whining show. So, I suggest we somehow get to fighting. Now as General Manager I think it would be definitely best for business if the NXT Universe get to see all four of you men compete tonight. Titus, let me just tell you one thing: I like your initiative and, yes, you will get to make your statement tonight. Because you’ll be teaming with Tyson Kidd. And you’ll be facing the team of Sami Zayn and the NXT champion, Adrian Neville. And that will be our main event.” –WILLIAM REGAL
Jason Albert is taller than his hairline +++ The 344 days of dominance are history +++ Baron Corbin appears like a CM Punk / Dean Ambrose mix-up +++ The bystander loses his hair +++ Kenta a.k.a Hideo Itami a.k.a Beautiful Pain +++ Bayley has earned Charlotte’s respect +++ Goodnight, RAW & Smackdown +++ Epilogue
Kane and Seth Rollins share their orgasm about the start of RAW +++ Dolph Ziggler has got to share some interesting private photos from The Miz +++ Why do people still chant for CM Punk? +++ Cena Sucks! Cena Sucks! Cena Sucks! (continue for as many times as you like) +++ WWE should do a remake of “The Full Monty” with Cesaro in the lead role +++ Adrian Neville, Sami Zayn, Tyson Kidd and Tyler Breeze are taking over +++ The Jerry Springer Show finishes like any other Jerry Springer Show +++ The Season Premiere almost finishes with a terrible accident