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RAW 14/07/21: Dean Ambrose shares his jail experiences with Stephanie McMahon -OR- Unlike Mizzz Damien Sandow is the man who is indeed awesome

Kane is tired of babysitting +++ Brie Bella calls Stephanie McMahon a bitch… again +++ Damien Sandow is LeBron James +++ Seth Rollins has got some jealousy issues over Triple H +++ The Paige turns +++ Stephanie has got a very unique definition for self-defense +++ Xavier Woods wants to be in a team with Big E and Kofi Kingston +++ Dean Ambrose starring in “How to finish a match you are tired of, part 1″ +++ Brrrock Lesnarrr is a lucky guy to have Paul Heyman by his side +++ Fallout: Dean Ambrose has got some advice for Stephanie McMahon

"Hey, hey, that's just me doing what I gotta do to survive around here. That's just me getting a clean victory. That counts as a clean victory, right? Right? Cause like if Seth Rollins gets a forfeit win over a guy who's not even in the building at Battleground, how comes that doesn't count as a win, huh? Same thing, right? Okay. I'm sorry. I'm complaining. I'm making trouble. I'm being irresponsible - with steel chairs. I apologize. I apologize, everybody. Here's what I really wanna know: How is Stephanie McMahon? Has anybody heard from Stephanie McMahon? Is she in jail tonight? Stephanie! Stephanie, I have a message for you. I hope you can hear me. I'm trying to get hold on you tonight and get you some phone numbers of some guys that I know, that have gotten me out of similar situations that you're in tonight, okay? Their names are Sneaky Pete and Fat Tony. They're good guys. They're... they're good-at-what-they-do guys and they helped me out in the past, alright? And I want you to know something, alright? If any of those big, burly women in jail tonight try and mess with you, or try to push you, rough you up: you stand up to them, alright? Cause you are a McMahon, alright? Just stay strong, Stephanie, okay? We're all praying for you." --DEAN AMBROSE.

“Hey, hey, that’s just me doing what I gotta do to survive around here. That’s just me getting a clean victory. That counts as a clean victory, right? Right? Cause like if Seth Rollins gets a forfeit win over a guy who’s not even in the building at Battleground, how comes that doesn’t count as a win, huh? Same thing, right? Okay. I’m sorry. I’m complaining. I’m making trouble. I’m being irresponsible – with steel chairs. I apologize. I apologize, everybody. Here’s what I really wanna know: How is Stephanie McMahon? Has anybody heard from Stephanie McMahon? Is she in jail tonight? Stephanie! Stephanie, I have a message for you. I hope you can hear me. I’m trying to get hold on you tonight and get you some phone numbers of some guys that I know, that have gotten me out of similar situations that you’re in tonight, okay? Their names are Sneaky Pete and Fat Tony. They’re good guys. They’re… they’re good-at-what-they-do guys and they helped me out in the past, alright? And I want you to know something, alright? If any of those big, burly women in jail tonight try and mess with you, or try to push you, rough you up: you stand up to them, alright? Cause you are a McMahon, alright? Just stay strong, Stephanie, okay? We’re all praying for you.” –DEAN AMBROSE.


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Battleground 14/07/20: Even if Stardust & Goldust show Seth Rollins the door to another dimension, Dean Ambrose will still be after him

Match of the night was the first one +++ Dean Ambrose vs Seth Rollins, part 1 +++ Good Divas match horrendously misplaced +++ Russia is still better than the United States +++ Dean Ambrose vs Seth Rollins, part 2 +++ Chris Jericho’s win isn’t best for business +++ Dean Ambrose vs Seth Rollins, part 3 +++ However, I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news +++ Only Paul Heyman’s ‘Plan C’ is able to save us from the WWE WHC title stasis

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Battleground: Predictions

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The next PPV is rolling on and I’m doing just another preview. By now you already know perhaps that I really suck at predictions. Usually because I create my own storylines in my mind that will never happen but somehow that influence me thinking about the outcome of certain matches. The good thing is that even creatives, not to mention the wrestlers themselves, often don’t know until five minutes before a match, who is going to win. Take this here as just another possible storyline in an alternate dimension. It might not happen here but maybe somewhere else.

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SmackDown 14/07/18: Dean Ambrose demotes Randy Orton to a goon of The Authority -OR- Seth Rollins contradicts himself in one sentence

Spaghetti Hair still isn’t for me +++ Seth Rollins should be scared of Dean Ambrose +++ Stardust & Goldust have read my novel +++ After all those years Luke Harper might need a new tank top +++ There should be a Flag Swinging Contest +++ What about Rollins’ knee?

"All I've heard for the last two years, Seth Rollins is the smart one, Seth is the architect of The Shield. Look at the big brain on Seth. And Seth is smart. Seth is smart enough to know that he couldn't beat me down by himself on Monday night. So, he had his buddies, Randy Orton and Kane, two more Authority goons help him out. And certainly they put me in the hospital. But if you thought for one second that their little three-on-one attack was gonna keep me from being here tonight - more importantly keep me from destroying you Sunday at Battleground - then, genius, you're not as smart as you think you are. So, I ask you this one more time: Is that all you've got? Is that all The Authority has got? That's not a rhetorical question. I plan to find out! So, let's not wait until Sunday! Get out here and let's do this right now!

“All I’ve heard for the last two years, Seth Rollins is the smart one, Seth is the architect of The Shield. Look at the big brain on Seth. And Seth is smart. Seth is smart enough to know that he couldn’t beat me down by himself on Monday night. So, he had his buddies, Randy Orton and Kane, two more Authority goons help him out. And certainly they put me in the hospital. But if you thought for one second that their little three-on-one attack was gonna keep me from being here tonight – more importantly keep me from destroying you Sunday at Battleground – then, genius, you’re not as smart as you think you are. So, I ask you this one more time: Is that all you’ve got? Is that all The Authority has got? That’s not a rhetorical question. I plan to find out! So, let’s not wait until Sunday! Get out here and let’s do this right now!” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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"Guys, guys! Guys... I understand all of your testosterone driven competitiveness that's going on right now. But enough of this whole prettiest-girl-at-the-dance argument routine you got going on, okay? Cause we're not dancing tonight, boys, we're fighting. We've got a six-man-tag against Kane, Randy Orton and Triple H's little bad boy Seth Rollins. Now, the Authority always has a plan. But tonight, I got a plan of my own. It's called 'Operation Screw The Authority' and it starts when you two stop arguing, we get together and kick their asses." --DEAN AMBROSE.

RAW 14/07/14: Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins are made to sell injuries at Battleground so they can’t overshadow the Fatal-4-Way match

Prologue +++ Operation ‘Screw The Authority’ hits back +++ The slightly embarrassing rest +++ The parts I don’t want to talk about +++ Epilogue

"Guys, guys! Guys... I understand all of your testosterone driven competitiveness that's going on right now. But enough of this whole prettiest-girl-at-the-dance argument routine you got going on, okay? Cause we're not dancing tonight, boys, we're fighting. We've got a six-man-tag against Kane, Randy Orton and Triple H's little bad boy Seth Rollins. Now, the Authority always has a plan. But tonight, I got a plan of my own. It's called 'Operation Screw The Authority' and it starts when you two stop arguing, we get together and kick their asses." --DEAN AMBROSE.

“Guys, guys! Guys… I understand all of your testosterone driven competitiveness that’s going on right now. But enough of this whole prettiest-girl-at-the-dance argument routine you got going on, okay? Cause we’re not dancing tonight, boys, we’re fighting. We’ve got a six-man-tag against Kane, Randy Orton and Triple H’s little bad boy Seth Rollins. Now, the Authority always has a plan. But tonight, I got a plan of my own. It’s called ‘Operation Screw The Authority’ and it starts when you two stop arguing, we get together and kick their asses.” –DEAN AMBROSE.

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Photoshop CS6 – Ein Bericht aus dem Dschungel der unbegrenzten Möglichkeiten

Photoshop ist großartig – wenn man denn weiß, wozu all die abertausend Schaltflächen zuständig sind, vor allem aber: wo sich welche Funktion verbirgt, die man gerade benötigt. Nach nun zehn Tagen mehr oder weniger (eher weniger) aktiver Beteiligung am Photoshop-Segment in meinem Kurs zum Online-Redakteur, gebe ich hiermit einen kurzen Einblick in meinen Wissensstand.

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