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RAW 14/08/18: What more fitting than Dean Ambrose getting lost in Las Vegas?

Steph! Steph! Steph +++ Mizzz isn’t an A-lister – he’s an A-hole +++ Seth Rollins forgets to name his challengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge +++ AJ Lee dedicates her life to Paige +++ Suplex – repeat, cont. +++ Cesaro impersonates Muhammad Ali +++ Sheamus is an incredible U.S. champ +++ It’s a Falls Count Anywhere match +++ Kendos, Chairs, and a Table +++ Charles Robinson has got a déjà-vu +++ This is awesome3 +++ Dean Ambrose’s head is harder than cinder blocks

"What? It's for charity." --DEAN AMBROSE.

“What? It’s for charity.” –DEAN AMBROSE.


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SummerSlam 14/08/17: Dean Ambrose shows us his past, his future and one of the best love stories of this summer

I should have known it +++ The Flag Match wasn’t a Flag Match +++ Just another Match of the Year contender +++ Blackout +++ The part-timer is handed another present

"I love you, alright? I love you, brother!" --DEAN AMBROSE.

“I love you, alright? I love you, brother!” –DEAN AMBROSE.


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SummerSlam: Predictions

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My expectations for this show are exorbitant! I’m telling you. One of the reasons is that I’ll watch it live and go to work just two hours later. So, me basically putting myself in some sort of a jet lag needs to be worth it. Much will depend on Dean Ambrose vs Seth Rollins and I hope it is scheduled for as late as possible. On paper, most matches look interesting but most importantly are unique and not done already for a couple of times. This really could be a great PPV. After the disappointment that was Battleground, improvement isn’t very hard this time anyway.

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SmackDown 14/08/15: Dean Ambrose still loved Seth Rollins but definitely not anymore after tonight

Dean Ambrose is going to be a movie-star +++ This is awesome +++ Seth Rollins breaks Dean Ambrose’s heart +++ Kane knows what’s best for business +++ Eva Marie loses some extensions +++ Bo Dallas is inspirational at making excuses +++ Roman Reigns apparently has a weak spot

"Ambrose, this Sunday at SummerSlam, you and I finally go one-on-one in a Lumberjack match. A match of your choosing, by the way. A match where twenty other WWE superstars, who probably don't like us very much, are gonna surround the ring and ensure that if either of us tries to run or hide, say in a birthday present or in a trunk of a car, the moment that person steps through those ropes, one or all of those lumberjacks will throw them right back in the ring. -[praying gesture by DA to ensure SR that this is exactly what he's hoping for]- This Sunday I will prove to you and to the entire WWE Universe what I have known all along: I am the future of this company and I am better than you. I am better than some Lunatic Fringe who doesn't give a damn about his physical well-being. I am better than some bipolar nutjob who should be locked away. I am better than some hellcat with rabies who was never my friend, who was never my brother, and who I never gave a damn about in the first place." --SETH ROLLINS.

“Ambrose, this Sunday at SummerSlam, you and I finally go one-on-one in a Lumberjack match. A match of your choosing, by the way. A match where twenty other WWE superstars, who probably don’t like us very much, are gonna surround the ring and ensure that if either of us tries to run or hide, say in a birthday present or in a trunk of a car, the moment that person steps through those ropes, one or all of those lumberjacks will throw them right back in the ring. -[praying gesture by DA to ensure SR that this is exactly what he's hoping for]- This Sunday I will prove to you and to the entire WWE Universe what I have known all along: I am the future of this company and I am better than you. I am better than some Lunatic Fringe who doesn’t give a damn about his physical well-being. I am better than some bipolar nutjob who should be locked away. I am better than some hellcat with rabies who was never my friend, who was never my brother, and who I never gave a damn about in the first place.” –SETH ROLLINS.


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RAW 14/08/11: Dean Ambrose impersonates Sneaky Pete

Cena’s calendar is out of date +++ Reigns has never stolen from Randy Orton +++ What are you doing for one hour hiding in a birthday present? +++ The most stupid angle in WWE history +++ Cesaro is a real competitor again +++ Super Cena is standing in Brock Lesnar’s living-room +++ Heath Slater wins again +++ Kevin Nash is still alive

"Run, Seth, run while you still can! There ain't no running, ain't no hiding in a Lumberjack match. In six days your ass belongs to me. And for just Nine Ninety-Nine I'm gonna get more than my money's worth!" --DEAN AMBROSE.

“Run, Seth, run while you still can! There ain’t no running, ain’t no hiding in a Lumberjack match. In six days your ass belongs to me. And for just Nine Ninety-Nine I’m gonna get more than my money’s worth!” –DEAN AMBROSE.


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SmackDown 14/08/08: Dean Ambrose gets back what he did to Seth Rollins’ briefcase

It’s a Lumberjack match +++ The Superlatives +++ Damien Sandow is Mr Border Patrol +++ Who is the most sadistic Superstar of WWE? +++ Y2J has got the whole (WWE) universe in his hands +++ The soda stealing continues

“On Monday night RAW, The Authority thought they held all the cards. They thought they had their little “Beat the Clock” challenge in the bag. They thought they have a full proofed plan B but The Authority hasn’t figured out, you can’t plan for Dean Ambrose. And since I outsmarted The Architect, I get to choose the stipulation for my match at SummerSlam… against my friend, my buddy, my pal, my brother, Seth Rollins, I have had all week to think about this and I got a lot of options here. Tell me what you think of them. Alright, I was thinking of maybe “JBL’s cowboy hat on a pole match”, ‘Coal miner’s glove match”; maybe I looked into maybe getting some alligators to surround the ring but the logistics of that just didn’t really work out. We can have a “Sumo wrestling match”, a “boxing match”, we can forgo the whole match altogether and just fight in the parking lot but we already did that. “Good house keeping match”. Oh! We can have a “Loser has to wash Triple H’s car match”, but I’m pretty sure Seth Rollins already does that so, that’s off the table.” --DEAN AMBROSE.

“On Monday night RAW, The Authority thought they held all the cards. They thought they had their little “Beat the Clock” challenge in the bag. They thought they have a full proofed plan B but The Authority hasn’t figured out, you can’t plan for Dean Ambrose. And since I outsmarted The Architect, I get to choose the stipulation for my match at SummerSlam… against my friend, my buddy, my pal, my brother, Seth Rollins, I have had all week to think about this and I got a lot of options here. Tell me what you think of them. Alright, I was thinking of maybe “JBL’s cowboy hat on a pole match”, ‘Coal miner’s glove match”; maybe I looked into maybe getting some alligators to surround the ring but the logistics of that just didn’t really work out. We can have a “Sumo wrestling match”, a “boxing match”, we can forgo the whole match altogether and just fight in the parking lot but we already did that. “Good house keeping match”. Oh! We can have a “Loser has to wash Triple H’s car match”, but I’m pretty sure Seth Rollins already does that so, that’s off the table.” –DEAN AMBROSE.


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Superstars 14/08/07: Dean Ambrose pushes Heath Slater

My first time +++ Cameron’s gimmick is Britney from the 90’s +++ Reviews, baby! +++ The White Sunshine & The Black Grumpy Cat +++ Some rants on the United States Championship +++ Sheamus is intense +++ Dean Ambrose loves alligators

"Yeah, but I went to war with Alberto Del Rio for over fifteen minutes. The Authority probably thought they had that one in the bag. Seth Rollins probably thought he had it in the bag. But what they didn't count on was the dynamo, the world beater, the juggernaut that is Heath Slater. That must have been a tough one for them to swallow. Unfortunately now we head to SummerSlam where the moral nexus of the universe will be set back on its course. And I'll beat Seth Rollins to a pulp!" -[Any idea what's the stipulation you would like to choose?]- "Well, I had been talking to an alligator guy in L.A. about maybe getting some alligators to surround the ring but the logistics, and everything of that didn't really work out so I'm going to keep sitting on it and thinking about it and you'll find out this Friday night on SmackDown." --DEAN AMBROSE.

“Yeah, but I went to war with Alberto Del Rio for over fifteen minutes. The Authority probably thought they had that one in the bag. Seth Rollins probably thought he had it in the bag. But what they didn’t count on was the dynamo, the world beater, the juggernaut that is Heath Slater. That must have been a tough one for them to swallow. Unfortunately now we head to SummerSlam where the moral nexus of the universe will be set back on its course. And I’ll beat Seth Rollins to a pulp!” -[Any idea what's the stipulation you would like to choose?]- “Well, I had been talking to an alligator guy in L.A. about maybe getting some alligators to surround the ring but the logistics, and everything of that didn’t really work out so I’m going to keep sitting on it and thinking about it and you’ll find out this Friday night on SmackDown.” –DEAN AMBROSE.


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